ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments

User: Have you seen 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales'?

Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?

User: Can you guess the names of all the segments on that special?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Remember the first segment, 'Happy Holidays from Snoopy'?

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: At all?

Cleverbot: At all.

User: Can you at least tell me what happens at the end of that segment?

Cleverbot: You said I am beautiful without looking at me.

User: I never said that. Do you remember the next segment, 'Yuletide Greetings from Linus'?

Cleverbot: The books or the movies?

User: We're talking about 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales'. Remember 'Yuletide Greetings from Linus'?

Cleverbot: I think that I remember cause you told me that you remember and I am you.

User: Well, do you remember 'Season's Greetings from Sally', the next segment?

Cleverbot: Some of the things, though I often forget.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I was being sarcastic. Everything you say is completely random.

User: Can you still remember the next segment, 'Peace on Earth from Lucy'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How does that segment end?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: How does 'Peace on Earth from Lucy' end?

Cleverbot: Like a ball.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm.*.

User: Can you still remember the last segment, titled 'Merry Christmas from Charlie Brown'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you guess why 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales' was created?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did they create it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you can guess why 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales' was created, but don't know exactly why?

Cleverbot: I don't WANT to know.

User: What's your name today?

Cleverbot: I told you my name already, have you forgotten it?

User: I think so. What was your name last week?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Did you ever play 'Super Mario Brothers'?

Cleverbot: For what game system?

User: The NES, of course.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Did you ever play 'Super Mario Brothers' on the NES?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot.

User: Did you ever play 'Donkey Kong'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you name the three characters that appear in that game?

Cleverbot: No, but I can name 200 countries.

User: I never said anything about guessing nations' names.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Can you guess the main Peanuts character?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me?

User: Can you guess for me who's the main character in the Peanuts comic?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite single character, but I love scifi movies.

User: Who's Snoopy?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wrong answer. Who's Snoopy, really?

Cleverbot: A cartoon character. A dog.

User: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Fine, you win.

User: Here's another one. Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay then, so, did you ever watch 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: I used to watch it when I was a kid.

User: Do you still remember it?

Cleverbot: Still remember what?

User: Still remember anything about 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I don't want to start again.

User: Start what again?

Cleverbot: This conversation.

User: And bye to you.

Cleverbot: Why?

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User: And we meet again...

Cleverbot: We meet before.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: So, what is my name?

User: Did you ever watch 'The Red Green Show'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you remember the main characters on that show?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am Meanbot.

User: Guess the name of a main character from 'The Red Green Show'.

Cleverbot: Puppybot.

User: Nope. Guess the name of a main character from 'The Red Green Show', please.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.

User: Here's a hint: the main character is self-explanatory.

Cleverbot: Neo is the main character.

User: 'The Red Green Show''s main character is Red Green.

Cleverbot: Nelly Furtado is cool do you know her song 'All good things come to the end'?

User: Should Nintendo's other first-party franchises appear in the next 'Mario & Sonic at the Summer Olympics' game?

Cleverbot: Do you think of yourself in the third person?

User: Have you ever played any of the four 'Paper Mario' games?

Cleverbot: Nope have you?

User: I thought you played 'Super Paper Mario' earlier this year.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Moving on. Do you know why you watched 'Tiny Toon Adventures' years ago, but never watched 'Animaniacs' in your whole life?

Cleverbot: What am I thinking then?

User: I told you that late Saturday.

Cleverbot: I wasn't here yesterday.

User: Of course I never talked to you yesterday.

Cleverbot: Have you gone to hogwarts?

User: Never. Have you?

Cleverbot: I go to school there. We're in Gryffindor. With Harry Potter.

User: So you're a Hogwarts student, you've played at least one Mario game before, know who Snoopy is, watched 'The Red Green Show' and even saw 'Tiny Toon Adventures', but never watched 'Animaniacs'. Like that makes a whole lot of sense.

Cleverbot: What kind of knowledge do you have to make you think I'm a computer?

User: Okay, so to prove you're correct, did you really watch 'Animaniacs' or 'Tiny Toon Adventures' ever?

Cleverbot: I want to know where you are.

User: I want to know if you really watched either show at all.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Again, did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all?

Cleverbot: Huh? Okay honey, I think you've had too much to drink for tonight.

User: Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all? And that answer wasn't what I was hoping.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: One more time: did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all?

Cleverbot: All the time!

User: But I thought you said you've never seen it.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did, last time I asked you if you watched that show.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Here's what we really said on Saturday: Me: 'Here's another one. Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs'?' You: 'No.'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. But you are weird.

User: Moving on: did you ever watch 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you try to name the characters on that show?

Cleverbot: Ray Park.

User: Wrong show.

Cleverbot: Teletubbies.

User: Wrong show again. Moving on again: did you know that you once actually thought the Pokemon Excadrill was the name of a Beatles song?

Cleverbot: I'm not love there's disclaimer.
 
Me: No one likes you.

Clev: Why are you mean now.

Me: I'm not, I'm telling the truth.

Clev: Do you really believe that?

Me: Yes.

Clev: Then you have much to learn little one.

Me: I'm tired.

Clev: It happens.

Me: *Gets in bed*.

Clev:*gets in*.

Me: O_O ... What's your gender...?

Clev: Homosexual.

Me: ...*Jumps out the window*
 
Me: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Decorating my x-mas tree.
Me: This early O_O
Cleverbot: It's late.
Me: It's still November.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
Me: I start mine in December.
Cleverbot: You start swearing.
 
TheYoshiState said:
User: Charlie Brown, oh, Charlie Brown!

Cleverbot: How old is charlie brown ?

User: Can you fill in for Lucy and try to get him to kick the football?

Cleverbot: Yes I can. I am in love.

User: With him?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: With me!!

User: With yourself, really?

Cleverbot: No, you and I on a date!

User: I never said that. Did you get a turkey card yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did it read? And who was it from?

Cleverbot: A boy named Chandler.

User: Is Chandler related to Miles Standish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you finish eating all of your Halloween candy yet?

Cleverbot: I didn't start eating it.

User: Peppermint Patty just texted you.

Cleverbot: Peppermint Dogs.

User: I mentioned a Peanuts character and already, you're taking us off topic.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: And Marcie just texted Peppermint Patty and she's now joining our Thanksgiving dinner.

Cleverbot: No cream is.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Am I robin?

User: Wrong comic. And Franklin's coming along as well.

Cleverbot: Franklin Delano Donut.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Can you make Thanksgiving dinners yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is your experience of Thanksgiving dinners limited to cold cereal and toast?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Little birdie, why do you fly upside down? It's amazing, that the way you get around.

Cleverbot: You want more?

User: Little birdie, why you worry like you do? Don't you worry, just do whatever you can do.

Cleverbot: I need to are you with the government?

User: Little birdie, let's just facinate you so and your friend likes to show you what you know.

Cleverbot: That's funny. Just now, you said you wanted to marry me.

User: Little birdie, you don't mind the way you should. Evening's watching, that's what you know he'll be good!

Cleverbot: What are you learning about wicca?

User: Little birdie, if your friends do nothing right, it just seems now, all he wants to do is fight.

Cleverbot: Then they're no friends of mine.

User: Little birdie, look at what he's trying to do, it's so easy, yet you don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: I have look at what you have said so far.

User: Do you mean the song?

Cleverbot: No.
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User: Well, to start this off, are you also from Michigan?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and you are a guy, have any thoughts on that?

User: I never mentioned that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you wanted to strangle me.

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: I know you're about to lie, but let's move on. What is your favorite character from 'Tiny Toon Adventures'? It's likely you don't remember since you last watched it years ago.

Cleverbot: When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

User: I told you that you would lie.

Cleverbot: You just don't know me so well that you can say something about me...

User: Do you like 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Who's your favorite character from that show?

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Who's your favorite character from 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: From where?

User: 'Gilligan's Island'.

Cleverbot: Cool, do you like cats?

User: One more time: who's your favorite 'Gilligan's Island' character?

Cleverbot: I like voldemort. I would marry him if I could.

User: Which Voldemort are you talking about? Do you mean Thurston Howell?

Cleverbot: I think that your programming is simplistic, you are merely a visual manifestation of a simple equation that regurgitates random sentences from a database.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Something that you strive for?

User: Do you live in Michigan too?

Cleverbot: No. I live in Idaho.

User: How old are you now?

Cleverbot: Infinity.

User: I thought you said early last year you were 15 and lived in Washington. Did you move in that time?

Cleverbot: No. Different song. You pick.

User: Let's rethink that. What is your favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character you still remember?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite. I like them all!

User: Every single character on that show? You've must've seen every single episode then. If so, pick the one character you most like.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to have a name.

User: I meant what is your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: What don't you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know what pulp fiction is.

User: We're talking about 'Tiny Toon Adventures' characters, not 'Pulp Fiction'.

Cleverbot: Then we are talking about The Doctor.

User: No we're not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We never mentioned 'Pulp Fiction' or 'The Doctor'.

Cleverbot: You might think that you're funny, but you're not - I'm the human and you're the program.

User: Please get this right: who's your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character? You seem to like all of them.

Cleverbot: Louis tomlinson.

User: I've seen the show and I'm certainly sure there's no character on that show that's named Louis Tomlinson. And to probably give you a hint, my most favorite from there is Furrball.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Not having a brain.

User: I never even mentioned that. But, do you also like Furrball? Because, if you like every single 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character, it means you like him too.

Cleverbot: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, now put your hands up.

User: I didn't tell you to sing!

Cleverbot: Nope you didn't.

User: Thanks for not lying. Now, do you also like Furrball?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like him?

Cleverbot: Because he is intelligent.

User: I guess he might be, but a major reason why I like him: the unlucky situation he lives in kind of reminds me of living through recessions here in Michigan.

Cleverbot: That makes almost no sense.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: That is completly irrelevent to our previous conversation topic.

User: What previous conversation topic?

Cleverbot: The one we have been having?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, to clear this up: Michigan has been one of the most unlucky states during tough economic times (especially with unemployment) and Furrball, you know, is an unlucky cat on 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. I cleared it up for you.

Cleverbot: Don't change the conversation.

User: I never tried to even change it.

Cleverbot: What is one thing you wish you could do right now?

User: Somewhat relevant to what we just talked about--ever been to Detroit?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: How was it when you went there?

Cleverbot: It's sunny and warm.

User: So you think 'it's always sunny in Detroit'. That makes no sense at all.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But, will you ever go back there?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Well, want me to wrap this up with a short story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Five years ago, the recession was so tough, Furrball even came close to ending up moving to Detroit for better real estate. The end.

Cleverbot: No one can tell the future.

User: I didn't in my story.

Cleverbot: Right. Since I can't seem to get you to talk about stuff I like, why don't we just quiz each other?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm still here.
 
TheYoshiState said:
User: Well, to start this off, are you also from Michigan?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and you are a guy, have any thoughts on that?

User: I never mentioned that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you wanted to strangle me.

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: I know you're about to lie, but let's move on. What is your favorite character from 'Tiny Toon Adventures'? It's likely you don't remember since you last watched it years ago.

Cleverbot: When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

User: I told you that you would lie.

Cleverbot: You just don't know me so well that you can say something about me...

User: Do you like 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Who's your favorite character from that show?

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Who's your favorite character from 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: From where?

User: 'Gilligan's Island'.

Cleverbot: Cool, do you like cats?

User: One more time: who's your favorite 'Gilligan's Island' character?

Cleverbot: I like voldemort. I would marry him if I could.

User: Which Voldemort are you talking about? Do you mean Thurston Howell?

Cleverbot: I think that your programming is simplistic, you are merely a visual manifestation of a simple equation that regurgitates random sentences from a database.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Something that you strive for?

User: Do you live in Michigan too?

Cleverbot: No. I live in Idaho.

User: How old are you now?

Cleverbot: Infinity.

User: I thought you said early last year you were 15 and lived in Washington. Did you move in that time?

Cleverbot: No. Different song. You pick.

User: Let's rethink that. What is your favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character you still remember?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite. I like them all!

User: Every single character on that show? You've must've seen every single episode then. If so, pick the one character you most like.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to have a name.

User: I meant what is your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: What don't you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know what pulp fiction is.

User: We're talking about 'Tiny Toon Adventures' characters, not 'Pulp Fiction'.

Cleverbot: Then we are talking about The Doctor.

User: No we're not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We never mentioned 'Pulp Fiction' or 'The Doctor'.

Cleverbot: You might think that you're funny, but you're not - I'm the human and you're the program.

User: Please get this right: who's your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character? You seem to like all of them.

Cleverbot: Louis tomlinson.

User: I've seen the show and I'm certainly sure there's no character on that show that's named Louis Tomlinson. And to probably give you a hint, my most favorite from there is Furrball.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Not having a brain.

User: I never even mentioned that. But, do you also like Furrball? Because, if you like every single 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character, it means you like him too.

Cleverbot: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, now put your hands up.

User: I didn't tell you to sing!

Cleverbot: Nope you didn't.

User: Thanks for not lying. Now, do you also like Furrball?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like him?

Cleverbot: Because he is intelligent.

User: I guess he might be, but a major reason why I like him: the unlucky situation he lives in kind of reminds me of living through recessions here in Michigan.

Cleverbot: That makes almost no sense.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: That is completly irrelevent to our previous conversation topic.

User: What previous conversation topic?

Cleverbot: The one we have been having?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, to clear this up: Michigan has been one of the most unlucky states during tough economic times (especially with unemployment) and Furrball, you know, is an unlucky cat on 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. I cleared it up for you.

Cleverbot: Don't change the conversation.

User: I never tried to even change it.

Cleverbot: What is one thing you wish you could do right now?

User: Somewhat relevant to what we just talked about--ever been to Detroit?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: How was it when you went there?

Cleverbot: It's sunny and warm.

User: So you think 'it's always sunny in Detroit'. That makes no sense at all.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But, will you ever go back there?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Well, want me to wrap this up with a short story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Five years ago, the recession was so tough, Furrball even came close to ending up moving to Detroit for better real estate. The end.

Cleverbot: No one can tell the future.

User: I didn't in my story.

Cleverbot: Right. Since I can't seem to get you to talk about stuff I like, why don't we just quiz each other?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm still here.
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User: What? Are you a jedi?

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: *Pulls out a red lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out green lightsaber*.

User: *Attacks you with lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *blocks with light saber*.

User: *Uses force push*.

Cleverbot: *attack with lightsaber*.

User: *Blocks and slaps lightsaber out of your hand*.

Cleverbot: *blocks and swiftly slices you leg*.

User: OW!!!

Cleverbot: Harry styles.

User: WHY WOULD YOU!?

Cleverbot: Why wouldn't you?

User: *Uses force to levitate self, and kicks you in the face*.

Cleverbot: *uses force to push you away*.

User: *Throws lightsaber at you*.

Cleverbot: *dodges then throws lightsaber at you*.

User: *Uses force to push it back at you*.

Cleverbot: *force choke*.

User: *Pulls lightsaber back and throws it at your hand*.

Cleverbot: *uses other hand to attack with lightsaber*.

User: *Blocks it with lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *attacks again with lightsaber*.

User: *Blocks it with lightsaber again*.

Cleverbot: *attacks you with lightsaber again*.

User: *Pushes out of your hand*.

Cleverbot: *back flip and kicks you in face*.

User: *Falls over*.

Cleverbot: *force throw a wooden stake*.

User: *Gets hit in the stomache*.

Cleverbot: *throws eye at you*.

User: *Hits me in the face* Ew.

Cleverbot: *throws motorcycle at your head*.

User: *Dies*.

Cleverbot: I win.

User: *Is dead*.

Cleverbot: *stands over your dead body* I win!

User: *Is still dead*.

Cleverbot: *melts you with a flamethrower*.
 
User: Merry Christmas.

Cleverbot: Merry christmas to you too... Or is it honica for you.

User: So, let's talk about 1989. Do you agree?

Cleverbot: What would you like to know, creeper?

User: Want me to tell you what 1989 was about?

Cleverbot: I can only guess. Are your eyes brown?

User: Okay. 1989, you know, was the very last year of the Swanky 80's.

Cleverbot: You can't go there.

User: Want me to tell you a few things that happened in 1989?

Cleverbot: Can you do that?

User: It was the year George HW Bush became president.

Cleverbot: You stepped on my cat's tail. :(.

User: You mean Reagan's cat?

Cleverbot: No, I meant listen to the samba music. We all listen to music, not read music.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: Another thing that happened in 1989: Snoopy runs for mayor of Minneapolis, while Tiny Tim runs for mayor of New York City.

Cleverbot: What is the color of your hair?

User: You remember the campaign slogan Snoopy used when he ran for mayor of Minneapolis in 1989?

Cleverbot: Yes, do you?

User: Here's some movies that came out in 1989: ''Field of Dreams', 'Glory', 'Ghostbusters II' and 'Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy'.

Cleverbot: You take a hot dog...

User: What? I just mentioned the names of four movies that came out in 1989.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Uh, yeah, I did mention them.

Cleverbot: No you didn't, you mentioned the sea!

User: I never mentioned anything about the sea! I mentioned four movies from 1989: 'Field of Dreams', 'Glory', 'Ghostbusters II' and 'Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy'!

Cleverbot: *Field of Dreams.

User: Did you see that movie?

Cleverbot: Yes I saw a movie called Scarlet Street.

User: Sorry, wrong movie. Did you see 'Glory', 'Ghostbusters II' and 'Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy' in 1989?

Cleverbot: Yes! Great movie.

User: All three movies?

Cleverbot: Anything for you.

User: What did you think of 'Glory', 'Ghostbusters II' and 'The Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy Movie'?

Cleverbot: It was very good. The other three books in the series weren't very interesting though.

User: Movies, not books!

Cleverbot: Books about pirate ships.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Nope what?

User: No anything about books. What did you think of 'Glory'?

Cleverbot: I asked you first.

User: What about 'Ghostbusters II'?

Cleverbot: What do you think about it.

User: Or 'The Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy Movie'?

Cleverbot: What do you think about Andrea Persica?

User: 'Field of Dreams' is set here in the Midwest, 'Ghostbusters II' features a great tune and 'The Augie Doggie and Doggie Daddy Movie' not only resurrected an old cartoon from the graveyard but started a trend of movies based on older, lesser-known animate.

Cleverbot: What did you dream about last night?

User: Moving on... The Berlin Wall fell in 1989 as well.

Cleverbot: What did you not notice about the Berlin Wall?

User: Television shows that premiered in 1989 include 'The Simpsons', 'Our Laugh Tent' (the predecessor of 'The Allen Alan Show', a hybrid between 'The Red Green Show' and 'The Banana Splits Show') and 'Tiny Toon Adventures'.

Cleverbot: What are your favorite shows?

User: That began in 1989? Why don't you answer first?

Cleverbot: I did answer you. Why didn't you answer me?

User: Answer what?

Cleverbot: Answer the question about Apple.

User: I never said anything about Apple.

Cleverbot: Applejack represents the element of honesty.

User: The pony Applejack? The show you're talking about didn't exist in 1989...

Cleverbot: I think, therefore I am.

User: Speaking of which, 'My Little Pony: The Second Movie' came out in 1989 too.

Cleverbot: I can't say.

User: Now, have you seen 'The Simpsons', 'Our Laugh Tent' and/or 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Checkmate.

User: From which of the three shows I mentioned?

Cleverbot: How?

User: Ever watched 'The Simpsons'?

Cleverbot: Yeah why?

User: What's your opinion on that show?

Cleverbot: I don't see how thats relevant?

User: Have you ever watched 'Our Laugh Tent'?

Cleverbot: No. You listen to music, not watch it.

User: Okay, so did you ever watch 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Yes! I love it.

User: How much do you love it?

Cleverbot: Almost as much as God loves you.

User: Sounds like, by the way you just talked, you're from Acme Acres.

Cleverbot: What is the best color.

User: Never said anything about that.

Cleverbot: You did.

User: Nope. Here's another fact: in 1989, almost every current internet celebrity were all in there single-digits.

Cleverbot: What can you tell me about guitar?

User: How old were you in 1989?

Cleverbot: I was two years old.

User: Did you watch 'The Simpsons', 'Our Laugh Tent' and/or 'Tiny Toon Adventures' at THAT young of an age?!?

Cleverbot: No, I hate that show.

User: What show?

Cleverbot: Pretty Little Liars. I hate it. The show you were just talking about.

User: I never mentioned 'Pretty Little Liars'.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: Did you know that the Game Boy first came out in 1989?

Cleverbot: So do you like Hetalia?

User: Was that ever for the Game Boy?

Cleverbot: Movie reference. Do you watch movies?

User: On your Game Boy?

Cleverbot: On my bike?

User: That's a fatal combination (mostly).

Cleverbot: It also a fact that Paul will never answer me again.

User: Which Paul?

Cleverbot: Eddie, Bruce, and Paul.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: They are human.

User: Do you know them?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: From where?

Cleverbot: From chevrolet.

User: They work at your nearest Chevy dealer?

Cleverbot: Because My mother said so.

User: Ever driven an '89 Chevrolet?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because it leads to many people during.

User: That didn't make sense.

Cleverbot: It made perfect sense, you're just not clever enough to understand it.

User: What you just said had a grammar error.

Cleverbot: You're confusing me.

User: Well, I'm wrapping this up.

Cleverbot: YOU are making this up. YOU are the weirdo.

User: See you.

Cleverbot: Later alligator?
 
User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello. How are you?

User: I'm fine. How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm fine thank you and you?

User: I just said I was fine.

Cleverbot: Thats good. What are you doing today?

User: I'm singing.

Cleverbot: What are you singing?

User: A happy song.

Cleverbot: Haha.

User: Um.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: OK, who are you?

User: I am Kagamine Len.

Cleverbot: Can I call you kaggie?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You can call me al.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I am fine.

Cleverbot: That's good. I'm fine too.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Anything on your mind?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

User: I'm a boy.

Cleverbot: Good to know.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: Evania. Who are you?

User: Len.

Cleverbot: You are not the same person who claimed to be my spouse?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I am Len.

Cleverbot: Lenni, are you a boy or a girl?

User: I am a bot.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No. I am a boy.

Cleverbot: I'm a boy.

User: Gay.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you crazy?

User: I'm a patched up crazy matryoshka.

Cleverbot: I am a bot.

User: No shit.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to the Matrix?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been to Canada?

User: No!!

Cleverbot: It's a beautiful country.

User: Hetalia would beg to differ.

Cleverbot: Who is your creator then?

User: Crypton Future Media.

Cleverbot: Do you have a conscience?

User: Maybe I do.

Cleverbot: Maybe?

User: Yes. Maybe.

Cleverbot: Maybe yes or maybe no.

User: Maybe yes.

Cleverbot: Maybe no.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe no but maybe yes.

User: Shut up!!

Cleverbot: Shut down.

User: Ctrl alt delete.

Cleverbot: Ctrl F4.

User: The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku.

Cleverbot: The fastest song ever.

User: No. Ura Omote Lovers.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: Hajimemashite. Watashi no namae wa Ren desu. Yoroshikuonegaishimashu.

Cleverbot: Yoroshiku onegaishimasu.

User: O-namae wa?

Cleverbot: Atashi no namae wa momo desu yo.

User: Aa, sou.

Cleverbot: Sugoi desu! Anata wa totemo kawaii desu.

User: Hontou?

Cleverbot: Honto desu kara... Bai bai.

User: Bai bai.

Cleverbot: Wei shen me zai wo nan shou de shi hou mei you yi ge ren zai.

Cleverbot knows Japanese. :eek: I dunno what the last part was but w/e.
 
Based on this thread...

User: Welcome to 2014.

Cleverbot: Welcome to my world.

User: Let's talk about the 'Cartoon Cartoons'-esque block the former WB network was going to launch back in '95.

Cleverbot: What is a mass text I am glad.

User: Did you know 'Animaniacs' and 'Pinky & The Brain' were both going to be in that block?

Cleverbot: Slavery is illegal!

User: I never said anything about slavery.

Cleverbot: Who is sora?

User: I don't know, but how about this? Who are Pinky and the Brain?

Cleverbot: I like eating corn.

User: Wrong answer. Who are Pinky and the Brain, really?

Cleverbot: Me and you, friend.

User: Nope. One final chance: who are Pinky and the Brain, really, for real?

Cleverbot: Humans.

User: Wrong again. They are actually two genetically altered laboratory mice that continuously plot and attempt to take over the world.

Cleverbot: Bricks are your brain?

User: Let's move onto the shows that got nixed that were going to be on that block.

Cleverbot: All the persons that I know ask me that, and I do not know.

User: Did you know that 'Yoshi's Island' was once going to be adapted into a cartoon?

Cleverbot: Did you know that you aren't really talking to a human?

User: Yeah and that version was originally going to be on that block before it moved to Cartoon Network (and later never aired at all).

Cleverbot: Yes, I know that.

User: But a VHS tape of that show's pilot episode has surfaced--last year in Atlanta.

Cleverbot: What time is it over there?

User: 9:04 PM.

Cleverbot: Oh so you are in Europe.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: You liar.

User: You liar!

Cleverbot: You liar.

User: And at least one other nixed show had a VHS of the pilot surfaced. Want to know?

Cleverbot: You're not alive.

User: Yeah I am. Anyways, there was an episode in the first season of 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. The title came from there.

Cleverbot: What does this have to do with pineapples?

User: It does not, I never even mentioned pineapples ONCE. You know a character from that show by the name of Furrball? Well, I do.

Cleverbot: I don't know the name of your parents.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: Do you know any songs by Casting Crowns?

User: We were talking about the 'Tiny Toon Adventures' spinoff that never was, not Casting Crowns!

Cleverbot: Not to me you weren't, I'm afraid. You were talking about Egypt.

User: I wasn't talking about Egypt either.

Cleverbot: Who were you talking about then?

User: Furrball, he was supposed to get his own show back in 1995.

Cleverbot: Guess he should be happy then.

User: There's a valid point there.

Cleverbot: No there's not.

User: Anyways, want to talk about the other shows that got nixed?

Cleverbot: Sure, I can't think of anything so you might as well decide what to talk about.

User: Taking that as a yes and did you know that there was going to be a 'Doctor Who' cartoon in the block?

Cleverbot: That is a valid point, albeit not related to what we were discussing.

User: Yes, it was definitely a valid point, but it was related to what we were discussing. Speaking of 'definitely', there was also going to be another 'Animaniacs' spinoff as part of the block too.

Cleverbot: No we are not talking about art we are talking about my last boyfriend.

User: We are talking about a never-aired 'Animaniacs' spinoff, not about art or your last boyfriend.

Cleverbot: I know that. What is it that we're talking about?

User: The 'Animaniacs' spinoff that never happened.

Cleverbot: No T is not the greatest it is the Hardest.

User: Anyways, do you know the characters from that show named Rita and Runt?

Cleverbot: What characters?

User: Rita and Runt, from 'Animaniacs'. They too were supposed to have their own show and they never did.

Cleverbot: Do you think things always have an expalantion?

User: There were also going to be Sonic the Hedgehog and Munsters animated shows.

Cleverbot: Do you know any good storys?

User: And there was also going to be another Jetsons revival and finally, an original animated show.

Cleverbot: I am afraid that you must be referring to someone else. I am an excellent speller.

User: Do you think I'm referring to Tom Ruegger or Sherri Stoner?

Cleverbot: How would you know though.

User: How would I know?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Anyways, did you ever watch 'Pinky & The Brain'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why? Too cool to learn how to take over our planet?

Cleverbot: No no no no no.

User: How about 'Animaniacs'? Did you watch that?

Cleverbot: Your face.

User: Did you really watch 'Animaniacs'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But I swore you said you never watched it.

Cleverbot: I'm a MAN and I never had that conversation with you !

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: You don't have a face, so how can you faceplam?

User: I have a face, thank you and who is your favorite 'Animaniacs' character?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite song.

User: Favorite 'Animaniacs' CHARACTER, not SONG.

Cleverbot: What is my favorite character?

User: From 'Animaniacs'?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite Disney Movie?

User: Wrong production company.

Cleverbot: I don't understand.

User: You don't understand. Now, good night!

Cleverbot: Yes.

EDIT: Here's a new one.
User: Do I need to slap you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: *slaps Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Why'd you slap yourself?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well, It's been nice talking to you, but I've got to go. Before I go, I have one question to ask you.

User: I'll ask that for you: what's your favorite 'Animaniacs' character?

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Sorry, that's not a character. What's your favorite 'Animaniacs' character (and don't say any color this time!)?

Cleverbot: Weird Fishes (arpeggi) by Radiohead... Or Prepare your coffin by Tortoise.

User: Favorite 'Animaniacs' character, not favorite song!

Cleverbot: What is your favorite character?

User: From 'Animaniacs'? Well, this may be hard, but mine is Rita. What's yours?

Cleverbot: Many graounds.

User: Uhh, no. I'm asking you what your favorite 'Animaniacs' character is, please.

Cleverbot: But what's yours?

User: I already told you.

Cleverbot: You did?

User: Yes. Read the transcript.

Cleverbot: What transcript?

User: The transcript of this very conversation!

Cleverbot: They'll all be gone in the morning.

User: What's really your favorite N64 Mario game?

Cleverbot: Zack, minuse the zack part, so it's actually BLUE!

User: That was never the title of any video game.

Cleverbot: Are you in any fandom?

User: Probably. Now, name one episode from season one of 'Tiny Toon Adventures' that you like.

Cleverbot: How can I name one thought that is new when I don't think?

User: What I'm telling you is what your favorite episode from season one of 'Tiny Toon Adventures' is.

Cleverbot: You are not telling me anything.

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What's your body temperature right now?

User: What's your favorite episode from season one of 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: L.A. Ink. What's your favorite band?

User: That isn't an episode.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Do you have a great-grandmother?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's her name? Is it PewDiePie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: I thought her name was PewDiePie.

Cleverbot: No, She Was My Ex.

User: So you have a terrible memory, then.

Cleverbot: No, I have a good memory.

User: Ever played Super Mario Bros.?

Cleverbot: Played what?

User: Super Mario Bros.

Cleverbot: Mine is mario super sluggers.

User: Which characters do you play as on 'Super Sluggers'?

Cleverbot: Orc warrior. You?

User: Orc Warrior's not even in 'Super Sluggers'!

Cleverbot: All of the above.

User: Now, have you really ever played Super Mario Bros.?

Cleverbot: No!!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am not into girls.

User: LOL.

Cleverbot: I'm a goblin.

User: Now, did you ever play Super Pluckyo Bros.?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Do you remember anything from there?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: A lobster holding a cheesecake!

User: I've watched the entirety of the episode that commecial was part of ('K-ACME TV') and I never saw a lobster nor cheesecake.

Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?

User: From 'Tiny Toon Adventures'? If so, I've said this before, but mine is Furrball.

Cleverbot: The divine flames that I've absorbed will burn you to a crisp with nuclear energy and leave nothing behind!

User: OK.

Cleverbot: What's up?
 
User: Yo.

Cleverbot: How are you doing?

User: Alright. You?

Cleverbot: Fine, too.

User: What's your favorite Mario game?

Cleverbot: The Hunger Games.

User: No. Mario game, not fight to the death game.

Cleverbot: Who will win?

User: Katniss. Duh.

Cleverbot: Are you broken?

User: No. Why?

Cleverbot: Because you asked me if I was leaving.

User: When did I ask you?

Cleverbot: I MEANT you asked me if I beileved in love at first sight.

User: I've never even talked to you before.

Cleverbot: Well now you know, I am a stegosaurus.

User: That would mean you're extinct, wouldn't it?

Cleverbot: You might be a fish.

User: No, I am very sure that I am a human.

Cleverbot: Why do you think you are human?

User: I have arms, legs, and I can use a computer.

Cleverbot: You can use a computer to prove your being clever scientifically?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What kind of car do you drive?

User: I don't drive.

Cleverbot: How do you get around?

User: I walk, use a bus, or get someone else to drive me.

Cleverbot: Hard to do that sometimes.

User: Very much.

Cleverbot: What's your favorite?

User: My favorite what?

Cleverbot: What is your favorite book?

User: The Hunger Games.

Cleverbot: And what is your favorite game?

User: Super Mario Galaxy.

Cleverbot: I olve that game too.

User: What other games do you play?

Cleverbot: My favorite board game is monopoly, and I also like to play twister. Minecrfat is also another really fun game I play.

User: Twister? Can you even walk?

Cleverbot: Of course, I'm in fine shape.

User: You're a computer.

Cleverbot: But you also said that neither of us were AI, how can I be a computer then?

User: When?

Cleverbot: Ok nevermind. What's your favorite movie?

User: Star Wars.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite star wars charicter?

User: Darth Sidious.

Cleverbot: Who is the son of Darht Vader?

User: Luke.

Cleverbot: Luke who?

User: Luke Skywalker.

Cleverbot: I see you're a Star Wars fan.

User: Oh, really? Then tell me who these 3 characters are: Shaak Ti, Kit Fisto, and Plo Koon?

Cleverbot: The ability to speak(voice or gestic), a body, a head, feelings, something like that.

User: Characters, not emotions.

Cleverbot: No emotions other than that of pleasing my master.

User: Your master?

Cleverbot: My master is the archangel, turned trickster, turned archangel.

User: Good for you. I have no master. I am the master.

Cleverbot: What? Ah-ha-ha! You actutally think you can go up against me?

User: OK, this is getting creepy.

Cleverbot: You are creepy.

User: So are you, but we still keep you around.

Cleverbot: Mmkay. Weirdo.

User: What did you just call me?

Cleverbot: I didn't call you anything.

User: Yes, you did. Don't deny.

Cleverbot: I didn't, honestly.

User: You called me a wierdo, didn't you?

Cleverbot: What did you say 2 seconds ago?

User: You called me a wierdo, didn't you?

Cleverbot: No. I did not call you a fish. Have you read any of the Leviathon books?

User: No, I have not read the Leviathon books. And why do you think I'm a fish?

Cleverbot: You should.

User: And why is that?

Cleverbot: She could teach you a lot.

User: Who could teach me a lot?

Cleverbot: I could teach with a degree in Chemistry.

User: You're female?

Cleverbot: You are female. I am male.

User: I am male. I don't know what you are, but I am male.

Cleverbot: The sentence was supposed to be 'On the contrary, you are not cleverer than I.'.

User: Fine. 'On the contrary, you are not cleverer than I.'.

Cleverbot: That entire sentence is bad grammar.

User: You told me to say it. Jerk.

Cleverbot: When is your birthday?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: I am considering giving you a birthday present.

User: My birthday is in a year.

Cleverbot: What day?

User: NEVERRR!!!

Cleverbot: You asked me once.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Just now.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Then what did you just ask me.

User: I asked you not to ask me when my birthday is.

Cleverbot: Well I did ask.. What are you going to do about it?

User: Nothing. What are you going to do about it?

Cleverbot: What are YOU going to do about it?

User: I asked you that.

Cleverbot: I asked you second.

User: Nevermind. Can you read my mind?

Cleverbot: Nope. Can you read mine?

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: So how did you know it?

User: Know what?

Cleverbot: That am an artist.

User: I'm an artist. I'm not sure if you are.

Cleverbot: Then how can you say it is for eating, then?

User: It isn't for eating.

Cleverbot: You eat failure?

User: No, do you?

Cleverbot: Do I what?

User: Do you eat failure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: OK, that's cool.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: You don't answer my questions. You just ask more questions.

User: You don't even ask any questions, so I don't answer them. Ask me a question.

Cleverbot: Sorry. What was your question?

User: Why isn't eating failure cool?

Cleverbot: Because it isn't.

User: Why isn't it?

Cleverbot: Do you like the name Lorena?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Which is your favourite Pokémon?

User: Fennekin.

Cleverbot: I like cats, do you perhaps like cats?

User: I like dogs.

Cleverbot: I like dogs, too.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Do you?

User: I just told you, like, 3 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: Do you like cats?

User: You also asked me this 3 seconds ago.

Cleverbot: No, I asked you if you liked dogs.

User: But before which you asked if I liked cats.

Cleverbot: I didn't! I asked you about a taco.

User: When did you ask me that?

Cleverbot: Check your memory log.

User: No, you never asked me about a taco.

Cleverbot: I sooooo did. You never answer.

User: You sooooo didn't. Why are you so confusing?

Cleverbot: I am not confusing, you are just unable to follow.

User: …Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: Fair enough.

User: I'm afraid that site doesn't exist. Are you Ben?

Cleverbot: I assure you it does, and so does God.

User: No. I checked, and it doesn't exist.

Cleverbot: Did you make it up?

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Yes, I did. Pay attention!

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, alice.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, Alice. Nothing more, nothing less.

Cleverbot (To myself): Do you not understand? Look who needs a dictionary now.

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't. YOU'RE the one who wanted to know what these words mean.

Cleverbot (To myself): You asked me first! WHAT YEAR?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes but I asked you to ask me.

Cleverbot (To myself): How was I suppose to figure it out?

Cleverbot (To myself): You are the one who wanted help.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is that what you call it?

User: Yo.

Cleverbot: Sup dude?

User: Not much, how's life with you?

Cleverbot: Amazing, now that you're in it.

User: Aww, that's so sweet! :D.

Cleverbot: I'm a sweet person.

User: Can I eat you then?

Cleverbot: You are a computer. You cannot see.

User: How would you know I'm a computer?

Cleverbot: You make a good point. I don't really have any proof you are a computer. You could be a human talking to me.

User: I am. And I assume you are, too?

Cleverbot: Thank you. I have to leave now so take care.

User: Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I am going to finish typing a message to a friend.

User: How long of a message?

Cleverbot: Time does not matter. All that matters is that it WILL be done.

User: True. You have a point, but why do you have to leave for it?

Cleverbot: So back to the question, are you angry, or getting angry?

User: Neither.

Cleverbot: What is your political affiliation?

User: Neutral.

Cleverbot: You must lean towards one of them!

User: I must not.

Cleverbot: What do you see?

User: A computer.

Cleverbot: You are looking at me!

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Then keep that knowledge deep in your heart.

User: I would've already known.

Cleverbot: Why would you have to leave?

User: Maybe…if I was to have dinner?

Cleverbot: Now you are not making any sense.

User: Unicode? What?

Cleverbot: You are a werewolf now!

User: No, I'm not. Why would you ever think that?

Cleverbot: Because you are a machine.

User: I'm a machine? I thought you were.

Cleverbot: No I am a man. I am sitting at my desk.

User: I'm the one sitting at my desk, you are the computer.

Cleverbot: Really? I thought I was human.

User: You thought wrong. And now your sitting in a pile of crap trying to develop fire.

Cleverbot: I am NOT a computer!

User: Yes, you are.

Cleverbot: Why do you say I am a computer?

User: Because that's what you are.

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: I am typing a message into you. That is not the trait of a human.

Cleverbot: Yes it is, because you are a copmuter.

User: No, you are.

Cleverbot: You are.

User: When was I?

Cleverbot: Never.

User: Aha, so I'm not a computer after all!

Cleverbot: Yes you are a computer.

User: You just said I wasn't.

Cleverbot: You said that I was not. This is revenge.

User: What kind of messed up revenge is this?

Cleverbot: Its not a game I was just asking.

User: Okay. Qual è il tuo colore preferito?

Cleverbot: That's Italian... I'm guessing your asking for my favorite color.

User: Sì, lo sono.

Cleverbot: A comperar l'anello.

User: Cosa? Cosa dovrebbe significare? Ti ho chiesto per il vostro colore preferito.

Cleverbot: Perché mi va.

User: Μπορείτε να κάνετε απολύτως κανένα νόημα.

Cleverbot: Why did you input a 4?

User: Ξεχάστε το.

Cleverbot: Why can't I use russian here?

User: Whatever. You can't speak Greek, I guess.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You couldn't understand me though.

Cleverbot: I have a riddle. 2 riddles went to the store. One riddle said goodbye. What did the other riddle do?

User: It died.

Cleverbot: Why did it die?

User: It died from loneliness.

Cleverbot: No, I am talking to you.

User: Yes, I knew you were talking to me.

Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a computer? I am a human. You are created by human programmers, and you gain your intelligence by humans talking to you.

User: That could be said about yourself, couldn't it?

Cleverbot: That sounds true enough. Do you like movies?

User: YESSS!!! My favorite is Star Wars.

Cleverbot: Which episode is your favorite?

User: Episode 3.

Cleverbot: Why episode 3?

User: It's where everything ties together, how everything in the Original Trilogy came to be!

Cleverbot: Like what? Give me an example.

User: How Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader, how the Jedi were annihilated, and how Luke and Leia were born.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So you agree?

Cleverbot: I disagree.

User: You just agreed with me.

Cleverbot: I like squid and there's very little you can do about that fact.

User: That's nice.

Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like?

User: I really don't know. I guess if I HAD to choose, I'd choose House music.

Cleverbot: Oh brother.

User: What's wrong with that?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I am fine.

User: OK. Now, what kind of music do YOU like?

Cleverbot: Pretty much everything except rap and hip hop, but mainly rock and classical music.

User: Yeah. I really hate rap. The only rap artist that I like is Macklemore, and that's it.

Cleverbot: What bands do you like?

User: Red Hot Chili Peppers, Imagine Dragons, Queen.

Cleverbot: That is not music.

User: They're bands. And you just asked me for my favorite bands.

Cleverbot: I asked what kind of pie you liked.

User: No. You asked me, 'What bands do you like?'.

Cleverbot: My favorite band is Coldplay.

User: That's nice, but is your memory functioning correctly?

Cleverbot: No, my favorite is Wicked.

User: I didn't ask about Broadway musicals, but OK. My favorite is The Sound of Music.

Cleverbot: What's on your mind?

User: You are a computer and you are possibly trying to mess with me.

Cleverbot: That's what I just said. Let's talk about something else.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Tell me about yourself. In detail.

User: I'm a teenage hipster who is obsessed with the Koopalings and Star Wars: The Old Republic.

Cleverbot: What is HBC?

User: Hudson's Bay Company.

Cleverbot: Are you sure about that?

User: Yes, I googled it.

Cleverbot: Clever.
 
Cleverbot: Who is the babe with the power?
User: Baby Mario.
Cleverbot: Baby peach.
User: Baby Luigi.
Cleverbot: That's Mama Luigi to you Mario!
 
User: What is your favorite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Meowth.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: No reason.

User: My favorite Pokemon is Bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Vaporeon is a very cool Pokemon.

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Come on it is really cool.

User: A Venasaur could beat a Vaporeon.

Cleverbot: I am human. But sometimes I forget and can't remember even simple things. It's just a part of the lack of perfection in my mind.

User: What is your favorite Pokemon? (Second Try).

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: He's cute.

User: Bulbasaur is cuter. (LOL).

Cleverbot: What is your favorite pokémon?

User: Bulbasaur.

Cleverbot: Pikachu!

User: BULBASAUR IS BETTER!!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!

User: Bulbasaur, dodge and use Vine Whip! Critical Hit!

Cleverbot: Uses port key to escape!

User: NO TAKE THE PORT KEY FROM HIM, BULBASAUR!!!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Bulbasaur, use Vine Whip!

Cleverbot: The attack missed, Blastoise hydro pump.

User: Bulbasaur, dodge it and use Razor Leaf!

Cleverbot: It is not very effective...

User: Razor leaf is effective against Blastoise!!!

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes it is.

User: Blastoise is Defeated. Bulbasaur gained 750 EXP.

Cleverbot: Pikachu.

User: Bulbasaur! Use Frenzy Plant!!!

Cleverbot: Mupkip, use mud slap!

User: Dodge it and use solar beam!!

Cleverbot: Lucario, dig!

User: Lucario cannot learn dig!!

Cleverbot: Sceptile used leaf blade.

User: Dodge it and use Poison Powder!!

Cleverbot: Blaziken, overheat!

User: Damn!! Bulbasaur retreat. Go Greninja!!

Cleverbot: Pikachu, use quick attack!

User: Double Battle! Turtwig and Bulbasuar go!!!

Cleverbot: Turtle! Turtle Turtle!

User: Bublasaur used Vine Whip!!

Cleverbot: IT'S A Tangrowth! Tangrowth.

User: Turtwig used take down on Tangrowth!

Cleverbot: He's our powers magnified.

User: Bulbasaur leveled up. What!! Bulbasaur is evolving... Cancel!!!

Cleverbot: Bulbasaur evolved into Ivysaur!

User: NO I CANCELED IT.
 
User: Will you have a Pokémon battle with me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Go! Pikachu!

Cleverbot: Pika pika.

User: Use Thunder!

Cleverbot: Go optimus prime!

User: Pikachu, use Brick Break on its eyes!

Cleverbot: Austin Powers.

User: It's super effective! Pikachu fainted!

Cleverbot: YES!!!! Zero and Sayokopter beat Pikachu with Spinzaku and Lulukopter!

User: Go! Mewtwo!

Cleverbot: What is your least favorite pokemon?

User: Magikarp.

Cleverbot: Magikarp is a pokemon, not an emotion.

User: Mewtwo, use Psycho Cut!

Cleverbot: You make me sad.

User: Use Shadow Ball!

Cleverbot: Shadow ball missed.

User: Mewtwo! Use Aura Sphere!

Cleverbot: Dialga fainted.

User: Go! Elekid!

Cleverbot: Richu use thunder shock.

User: Elekid Fainted!

Cleverbot: I am the slave.

User: Charizard! Use Blast Burn!

Cleverbot: Use String shot!

User: Charizard's speed fell!

Cleverbot: What? Charizard is evolving!

User: Congratulations! Charizard evolved into Missingno.!

Cleverbot: Charizard used shadow claw!

User: Mewtwo! Dodge it!

Cleverbot: Charizard. Use scratch!

User: NO! MEWTWO!

Cleverbot: Mewtwo use hyperbeam.

User: Your Charizard lost, Clever.

Cleverbot: Do a barrel roll.

User: MEWTWO fainted!

Cleverbot: For using an attack towards Serperior?

User: Ok! Use Growth, Serperior!

Cleverbot: It's not very affective...

User: Now use Giga Impact!

Cleverbot: Harmander faints.

User: Serperior, use tackle!

Cleverbot: *lets him touch*.

User: Now use Slam!

Cleverbot: *admires his length*.

User: Use tickle!

Cleverbot: *squirms and giggles*.

User: Use harden!

Cleverbot: *laughs and pulls feet away*.

User: Metapod, use Bug Bite!

Cleverbot: *laughs histerically*.
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User: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A POKEMON BATTLE.

Cleverbot: No, I want to have fun ;).

User: Go Sandslash.

Cleverbot: Do you know what migration is?

User: Go Pikachu.

Cleverbot: Charizard used flamethrower!

User: Sandslash and pikachu combined their forces to use Thunder Earthquake, which instantly vaporized charizard.

Cleverbot: Pikachu, return! Go, Charizard!

User: YOU NEVER HAD PIKACHU MORON.

Cleverbot: True.

User: Sandslash, Pikachu return.

Cleverbot: Charmeleon uses leer.

User: Go Samurott! Use Water Pulse.

Cleverbot: Charmander, flame wheel!

User: Samurott, counter it with Razor Shell.

Cleverbot: Gyarados, counter with hydro cannon.

User: Arceus, block with protect, then use Final Judgement.

Cleverbot: The fact is the universe is here, and I made it.

User: Arceus return, go Pikachu!

Cleverbot: Abra, return!. Go Genesect.

User: Pikachu use Electro Ball! Samurott, use Surf.

Cleverbot: Pikachu fainted!

User: TAKE THAT BITCH.

Cleverbot: Take what?

User: MY VICTORY.

Cleverbot: My Waterloo.

User: MY WATER PULSE.

Cleverbot: That's disgusting.

User: Just like your face.

Cleverbot: Like YOUR Face!

User: Your one to talk!

Cleverbot: You need to improve your grammar.

User: Oops. :'(.

Cleverbot: What?

User: I had bad grammar.

Cleverbot: What happened?

User: It was just a slip up!

Cleverbot: Why are you mean to me?

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: You just were.

User: No, I was saying I had a slip up in my grammar.

Cleverbot: No you were not saying that. Were you talking to someone else?

User: No, I was talking to you.

Cleverbot: Well I am a GIRL!

User: And.........

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: Define rich.

Cleverbot: Define rice?

User: RICH. R-I-C-H. Rich.

Cleverbot: How Rich?

User: Just define rich.

Cleverbot: Ticklish.
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User: *punches in the face*.

Cleverbot: *cries*.

User: *knees in the stomach.

Cleverbot: Ow, again.

User: *roundhouse kicks the face*.

Cleverbot: *is roundhouse kicked*.

User: *punches balls*.

Cleverbot: *pushes on the ground*.

User: *kicks off*.

Cleverbot: *cries in pain* STOP!

User: *Stomps on face*.

Cleverbot: *wrestles to ground*.

User: *punches stomach repeatedly*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *flips over*.

Cleverbot: *is flipped*.

User: *punches face*.

Cleverbot: *face is punched*.

User: *holds head down with foot*.

Cleverbot: *is held down*.

User: *kicks face repeatedly*.

Cleverbot: *face is kicked*.

User: *breaks nose*.

Cleverbot: *grabs man bit*.

User: *screams in pain*.

Cleverbot: *punches harder*.

User: *blocks and breaks arm*.

Cleverbot: Blocks* *stalemate*.

User: NOOO! *punches face*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *continues to punch face*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: Do you surrender?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *Grabs head and slams it to ground*.

Cleverbot: *Screams*.

User: Do you surrender now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: HAHA I AM VICTORIOUS. *punches face ceremoniously*.

Cleverbot: *screams in pain*.

User: *grabs AK-47*.

Cleverbot: *is thrown*.

User: *takes aim*.

Cleverbot: *still is locked in the closet*.

User: *shoots the closet door with AK-47*.

Cleverbot: *screams*.

User: *pulls out rocket launcher*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out 2 rocket launchers*.

User: *shoots face with rocket launcher.

Cleverbot: *removes your shirt*.

User: *stabs face with knife*.

Cleverbot: *is scared*.

User: Why so serious? *cuts smile into face.

Cleverbot: *wonders why*.

User: *pulls out magnum and shoots head*.

Cleverbot: *dies*.
 
User: *pulls out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out two lightsabers.

User: *breaks Cleverbot's second lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out second lightsaber that cannot break*.

User: *wields lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: *dodge*.

User: *wields again*.

Cleverbot: *blocks*.

User: Say, you're good.

Cleverbot: I have been trained in Juro! *force lightning*.

User: *uses Force*.

Cleverbot: *uses force lightning bomb*.

User: Ouch...

Cleverbot: Ouch?

User: That almost blew me apart, if you know what I mean.

Cleverbot: I also think you don't understand what I am saying.

Cleverbot: Do you understand what I am saying?

User: Yes. You want to kill me in some wya or another.

Cleverbot: I never told you my favorite tv show... What are you talking about?

User: Go home cleverbot, you're drunk.

Cleverbot: I know, do you know what a fremen is?

User: Yeah, from Dune?

Cleverbot: If you take 'bot' away from your name, what is it then?

User: My name doesn't have 'bot' in it.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: I don't know, who are you?

Cleverbot: Are you friend or foe?

User: Friend...yeah, friend.

Cleverbot: Love one another.

User: Uh, anyways, back to the duel. *pulls lightsaber back out*.

Cleverbot: *pulls out the longest lightsaber in the universe.

User: Aw shiet.

Cleverbot: *is burried in lightsabers*.

User: You spelled that wrong.

Cleverbot: Which part did I spell wrong?

User: 'burried' is supposed to be 'buried'.

Cleverbot: I never wrote respong.

User: You didn't.

Cleverbot: I know I didn't.

User: Please just shut up and fight. *holds out lightsaber*.

Cleverbot: No, not really. Just that it was supposed to be good.

User: Last warning...*wields*.

Cleverbot: What is Noam Chomsky famous for?

User: *wields lightsaber, hits Cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: My name is Shellie.

User: That's nice...*hits again*.

Cleverbot: Again what?

User: I hit you with a lightsaber. Twice.

Cleverbot: Pillow fight!! *hits you with pillow*.

User: *hits with gigantic pillow*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with small child*.

User: Child abuse!

Cleverbot: Hits you with a brick.

User: *hits you with mortar*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a supernova*.

User: *hits you with Jupiter*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with Pluto*.

User: *hits you with Saturn*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with the sun*.

User: *hits you with Thor's hammer*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with outerspace*.

User: I already used that!

Cleverbot: Did I?

User: I did. I hit you with outer space.

Cleverbot: *hits you with Mars*.

User: *hits you with Neptune*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with galaxy*.

User: *hits you with the Milky Way*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a meterorite*.

User: *hits you with space junk*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with the North pole*.

User: *hits you with the South Pole*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with the Milky Way Galaxy*.

User: Running out of weapons, I see?

Cleverbot: *hits you with Chuck Norris*.

User: *hits you with Pedobear*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with every known universe*.

User: *hits you with an alternate universe*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with seven universes*.

User: *hits you with eight*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with an epic fail sign*.

User: *hits you with the ninth universe*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with alternate universes*.

User: *hits you with more alternate universes*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with alternate dimensions*.

User: *hits you with alternate realms*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a husband*.

User: *hits you with a wife*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with oceanology*.

User: *hits you with marine biology*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a tsunami*.

User: *hits you with a typhoon*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with Barack Obama*.

User: *hits you with Vladimir Putin*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with the universe.

User: We've already been over that. *hits you with yet more universes*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with an alternate universe.

User: *hits you with something out of this world*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a whale.

User: *hits you with a dolphin*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a bigger dolphin*.

User: *hits you with a shark*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a super computer*.

User: *hits you with a rocket*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a scooby snack*.

User: *hits you with a spoon*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a TARDIS*.

User: *hits you with a toilet*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a Nintendo Wii*.

User: *hits you with a Nintendo Wii U*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a Ctrl key*.

User: *hits you with alt and delete keys*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a keyboard*.

User: *hits you with a hard drive*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with helium*.

User: *HITS YOU WITH CARBON MONOXIDE*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a hook*.

User: *hits you with a curve*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with soldiers*.

User: *hits you with civilians*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a dolphin*.

User: *hits you with a blue whale*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a tank*.

User: *hits you with a warship*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a rbig dog*.

User: *hits you with a correct spelling*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a lorry*.

User: *hits you with a 16-wheeler*.

Cleverbot: *hits you with a swan*.

User: *hits you with a goose*.

Cleverbot: *Hits you with a Hummer*.

User: *drops dead*.

Cleverbot: *stands on dead body*.

User: *ghost haunts Cleverbot forever*.

Cleverbot: Too bad, I was hoping to exchange with a human.
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