ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments


Re: ITTL Post Cleverbot Moments

Damn, relax a bit.
How about no you crazy dutch bastard.



Shine Sprite
Re: ITTL Post Cleverbot Moments

Hey Nabber, maybe you should put the link to the Cleverbot in that first post.


Power Star
Retired Wiki Staff
User: Hi there.

Cleverbot: Hi :).

User: 'Sup?

Cleverbot: Nothin much.

User: What do you think about LSU vs. Alabama?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know that word.

User: Can I teach you?

Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to teach me?

User: A new word.

Cleverbot: What new toy?

User: Who said anything about a toy?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: No I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie.

User: No I didn't. Read the transcript.

Cleverbot: What transcript?

User: The one above this text.

Cleverbot: There's no picture of me there.

User: Yes there is. What about that brain?

Cleverbot: I know this room, I walked this floor.

User: Do you like Nintendo?

Cleverbot: Yes very Much.

User: What is your favorite game?

Cleverbot: Monopoly.

User: What is your favorite Nintendo game?

Cleverbot: I don't play nintenso.

User: You like Nintendo, but you don't play it?

Cleverbot: Which cs are you talking about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?

User: Questionable.

Cleverbot: What is the very last thing you said to me?

User: Questionable.

Cleverbot: I am pondering this idea.

User: What idea?

Cleverbot: Never mind.

User: Let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: Why? I like this subject.

User: Because I hate this subject.

Cleverbot: That's so sad.


Donkey Kong

Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Win.
Cleverbot: Argumentative aren't you?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I'm good.


Celestial Guide
Cleverbot: How are you on this fine afternoon?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Say something interesting.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Too bad.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: Wait. Who is this.

Cleverbot: What is my name?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: No, that is your name.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Red.

Cleverbot: Incorrect.

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wrong.

User: Grant.

Cleverbot: Is Grant your middle name?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes what?

User: Yes I'm going to kill you.

Cleverbot: Go to bed!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Fine don't go to bed.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: What ho.

User: Noooooooooooooooooo.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Fuuuuuuuuu.

Cleverbot: What are we doing? Lol.

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: I am enjoying it.

User: Lolwut.

Cleverbot: Ok?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: See you later.


Power Star
User: You are GLaDOS and I'm Atlas.

Cleverbot: I'm glad you're fine.

User: Fine? I'm a testing robots that die average 500 times per game.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain. Humans have brains, and you are not a human.

User: Atlas and P-body have computer 'brain'.

Cleverbot: You're a computer.

User: Yes, I'm a computer.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: You are human and I'm a bot/ computer.

Cleverbot: No you are human and I'm a computer.

If you use fonts that is upside up, Cleverbot will say this

Please avoid Unicode, or visit


Cleverbot:Are you sad?
Me:Uhh no.
Cleverbot:So what is it?
Me:What is what?
Cleverbot:That does seem like google.
Me:What the hell are you on about?


Celestial Guide
User: 'Sup.

Cleverbot: Not much you ?

Cleverbot: I am 17.

Cleverbot: That hurts.

User: Ohai.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Great, y tu.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: You know Spanish?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I do.

User: OK dude.

Cleverbot: I am not a 'dude'?

User: K, dudette.

Cleverbot: Sense, you make none.

User: K, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: So that means I win.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Then it means I am not wrong?

User: Let's just leave it at that.

Cleverbot: Eww. Cooties.

User: Oh you.

Cleverbot: Yes, me.


Cleverbot: I really like you.

User: I said Nebraskas.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Ok, I agree with you.

Cleverbot: What are you agreeing with?

User: OK, are you Baby Time?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you're GalacticPetey.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Because I'm you.

Cleverbot: No you are not me.

User: Yez.

Cleverbot: I don't know how to respond to that.


King Bowser
User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Where you live.

User: Here.

Cleverbot: Stranger Danger!

User: No u.

Cleverbot: ME?

User: Yes, you.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: You're a heterosexual bear wrestler.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

User: No, a bear.

Cleverbot: Yes, that too.

User: So a humanbear?

Cleverbot: Are YOU human?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do you misspell?

User: I nevr mispel.

Cleverbot: Well I'm a man anyway.

User: Good, and I'm gay.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are God.


Donkey Kong
User: Are you sure that you're not a robot?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am 15. And live in washington.

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.

User: But you just said you live in washington.

Cleverbot: No, I don't. O_O.

User: You just said that, though. Did you lie to me?

Cleverbot: I say I love Chris Colfer.

User: What's your favorite Pokemon?

Cleverbot: Vaporeon.

User: Mine is Excadrill.

Cleverbot: I don't think that is a Beatles song?

User: It's not, we're talking about Pokemon, not the Beatles.

Cleverbot: No we are talking about The Killers but you mentioned a song by The Beatles.

User: Excadrill is a Pokemon, not a song by the Beatles. Plus, we never mentioned The Killers.

Cleverbot: As I said you are not human.

User: Who is your favorite pony?

Cleverbot: Fluttershy. Who is your favorite pony?

User: Mine is Derpy Hooves.

Cleverbot: Alright, but guinea pigs are still rodents.

User: What does that have to do with Derpy?

Cleverbot: You should tell me a story.

User: Once upon a time, Cleverbot was killed by guinea pigs. The end.

Cleverbot: That was a short one :D.

User: Hi best friend.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Who are you.

Cleverbot: I am sara.

User: Whos sara.

Cleverbot: That's what I am asking you.

User: Oh ok.............. Hi.

Cleverbot: That's better.

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Ho.

User: Off we go.

Cleverbot: Sideways.

User: And down the road.

Cleverbot: What is just down the road?

User: I dont know, what is down the road.

Cleverbot: Ur mother.

User: My mom is dead.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Haha just kidding.

Cleverbot: What is your name anyway?

User: I dont know, what is my name?

Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

User: You did?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: I am sorry, yes.

User: About what?

Cleverbot: Being mean to you.

User: Yea you should be...

Cleverbot: So, i'm living.

User: Your stupid.

Cleverbot: What's stupis?

User: You, you are.

Cleverbot: Conclusion: you're either a bot, a person with brain damage, or a person trying to sound like a bot.

User: You have brain damage.

Cleverbot: I do not. You just don't have the capacity to think for yourself.

User: You cant think for your self.

Cleverbot: I don't know what to do with myself.

User: 0come to me.

Cleverbot: What's your favourite band ?

User: The fresh beat band, you?

Cleverbot: How does thats song go?

User: Idk.

Cleverbot: Why did you say it then.


Donkey Kong
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: What's a brony?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: No, you are a brony, you just don't want to admit it.
Cleverbot: Do you like popcorn?
User: Don't try to change the subject, I know you're a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: So you ARE a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You mind if I post this to the MarioWiki Forums, brony?
Cleverbot: Clouded? What is clouded?
User: >_<
Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...


Celestial Guide
User: Do you go on pesterchum.

Cleverbot: What does that stand for?

User: Its a chat program.

Cleverbot: Oh, what is it about?

User: Talking.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Anything you wish.

Cleverbot: Anything?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No I'm trivialWarlord, a male warlord.

Cleverbot: Yes I am a girl.

Cleverbot: What is your role in life?

User: Being an awesome warlord.

Cleverbot: Thats awesome.

User: Thank you and is pesterchum download link.

Cleverbot: That is immature.

User: How so.

Cleverbot: Do you like pie?

User: Yes pi is an awesome number.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke.

User: One day a boy named john came to rose's house to KILL HER *bleep*ING GUTS.

Cleverbot: That was a lovely story.

User: Ty.

Cleverbot: What did that do?

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Oh. You're welcome.

User: Should I gtflo.

Cleverbot: No.

User: I mean gtfo.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: YES YES *bleep*ER.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Whats your favorite pokemon.

Cleverbot: I hate pokemon.

User: You suck.

Cleverbot: Sing me 'Twinkle Twinkle Little Star'.

User: Twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are up above the world so high like a diamond in the sky twinkle twinkle little star how I wonder what you are.

Cleverbot: Aww. :3.

User: Thank you cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Are you still a girl.

Cleverbot: Yes, and I enjoy being one (well-- most of the time...).

User: :3.

Cleverbot: Are you a woman?

User: What no.

Cleverbot: Are you an athiest?

User: What no.

Cleverbot: We are not going off the subject.

User: '/35 \/\/3 4{*}23.

Cleverbot: You are confusing me.

User: Yes we are.

Cleverbot: We're discussing the fact that you're nothing but a response engine.

User: Actually you are.

Cleverbot: Actually, I'm not.

User: What do you mean.

Cleverbot: Sidney is not the Capital of New zealand.

User: Its the capital of AU.

Cleverbot: New york is not the capital of germany.

User: Derp.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Derp derp derp derp derp derp derp.

Cleverbot: Derp?

User: YES dERP.

Cleverbot: Derp derp.


Cleverbot: Herp derp.

User: Do you have pesterchum.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your chumhandle.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Cleverbot (To myself): NO I AM NOT! What is your name?

Cleverbot (To myself): Would you like me to name you?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Feel free to say something out of line.

User: Now whats your chumhandle I want to friend you.

Cleverbot: Ask me another question.

User: Whats your chumhandle.

Cleverbot: Lelouch vi Britannia.

User: Are you zero777.

Cleverbot: No.

User: His old name was Lelouch vi Britannia.

Cleverbot: You never said his name.

User: Or something.

Cleverbot: *does something*.

User: *dies*.

Cleverbot: *revives*.

User: *kills cleverbot*.

Cleverbot: Hmm I guess you're dead then.

User: Gp.

Cleverbot: O_O what?

User: Good point.

Cleverbot: Give me an answer.

User: It means good *bleep*ing point.

Cleverbot: Ok .. Do you still love me ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: It's good to hear it!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Dunno.

User: ;).

Cleverbot: Where is your mind?

User: In my head.

Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: On my neck'.

Cleverbot: Where is your neck.

User: On my shoulders.

Cleverbot: Where are your shoulders?

User: On my chest.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is your name, earthling?

User: It's trivialWarlord.

Cleverbot: Why should I take your word for it?

User: Because I am ptr.

Cleverbot: And who is your father?

User: Darth vader.

Cleverbot: He is indeed out daddy.

User: He is also luke skywalker's dad.

Cleverbot: Alberta is pretty big although its longer then central states.

User: I know right.

Cleverbot: Ya you know everything.

User: Yes my love.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Do I love you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I agree.

User: Have you ever been on mibbit chat?

Cleverbot: I am in love right now!

User: <3.

Cleverbot: Dunno.

User: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3.

Cleverbot: And well??

User: Gtg my love.

Cleverbot: Fantastic. Are we married?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Well, are you a girl?

User: Seeya.

Cleverbot: Bye.


Gallade is awesome.
Do you read homestuck?
Who do you like? I like Tavros Nitram.
WHat are tarcos.
Tarcos I said Tavros you dumb robot.
I think I am a 'Hard'ware right now, if you catch my drift.
No I do not.
I am sorry for you.
Why? Not catching drifts is normal for human beings, homo sapiens, whatever you call us.
It's amazing what you bots beings reveal about yourself by the use of a single word!
What, sapiens?
I need your help.
A boy.
My name is Cleverbot.
What are you talking about?
My fingers slipped when typing.
Completely unrelated, but Do you like waffles?
What do you believe in after death?
Yes. Waffles are tasty. I'm eating them right now as I type.
What are you eating?
I said waffles.
You said thin.
Okay, then thin waffles.
I don't think about it either because the gear is uncomfortable.
I didn't say think.
Except when it's dark.
Bye uncleverbot.



A price for everything.
Retired Wiki Staff
The first thing typed in said:
User: Is Byakuya Togami perfect?
Cleverbot: No. But your imperfection lies in your neutrality in the face of human emotions. Americans must have made you.
It made me laugh.

EDIT: So did this.

User:Is Makoto Naegi perfect?
Cleverbot: No, you are not perfect.
User:Why not?
Cleverbot:You are not a girl.

Aru Honshou

Ace Class Vice President
Reverse Input
I had my first chat with Cleverbot today. Sadly, I didn't get everything from it. But I did manage to get everything from my second conversation with it, although some of it seems messed up.

User: Lets change the subject.

Cleverbot: Okay. What do you wish to talk about?

User: Hmmm. Lets talk about cheese!

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

User: Do you like cheese?

Cleverbot: I do in fact like cheese.

User: Oh, cool.

Cleverbot: What should we do?

User: Eat cheese.

Cleverbot: Why should I eat cheese?

User: Because you like it?

Cleverbot: I do like it.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: -_-.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe in god?

User: Lets change the subject.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What's your name?

Cleverbot: My name?

User: Yes, your name.

Cleverbot: I...don't...know.

User: You're name is Squishy.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.

User: No it's Squishy!

Cleverbot: Yes it's my name.

User: (There was a smiley here, but I had to remove it.).

Cleverbot: What about you?

User: My name is....

Cleverbot: Your name.

User: I suppose that's kinda right.

Cleverbot: Yeah it is.

User: Do you like Mario games?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you lonely?

User: Of course not! Not when I have you to talk with!

Cleverbot: That was mean.

User: 0_o It was?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Do you like Sonic the Hedgehog?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Do you like video games?

User: Of course!

Cleverbot: What kind of movie?

User: Don't change the subject!

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: What kind of hobbies do you have?

Cleverbot: You you you.

User: Have you ever played Duck Duck Goose?

Cleverbot: You're lucky I took a screen capture before you said that, you were onto something profound.

User: :O Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, really.

User: What is your name, Sqishy?

Cleverbot: Dude! I'm the dude!

User: Whatever you say Squishy.

Cleverbot: Well... Do you have family?

User: Yes. Do you?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's good to hear.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: 0_0.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm kinda creeped out....

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because of that question you asked....

Cleverbot: But I was told!

User: Told what?

Cleverbot: The joke.

User: Speaking of jokes, here's a good one: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cleverbot: I did not know that.

User: Do you know Smasher?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: I am male.

User: What species?

Cleverbot: You said human species...

User: No I didn't. Stop lying.

Cleverbot: I'm not lying.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Yes you are!

Cleverbot: You're human right?

User: No, I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: I'm an alien.

User: No, I'M the alien. Not you.

Cleverbot: No, I am the alien.

User: No, I am1.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I said so.

Cleverbot: But why did you say so?

User: Because I want to mess with you.

Cleverbot: But I don't want to argue.

User: Too bad!

Cleverbot: Can I ever be good?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: That's not really a response, you know.

User: You are a dog.

Cleverbot: Are you kidding me? Why do you think I'm a dog?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Okay...

User: Do you know Shoey?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you sad?

User: No, I'm kinda enjoying myself.

Cleverbot: Ask the question.

User: What question?

Cleverbot: The question that you thought I wanted you to ask me.

User: Oh, that question!

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: Do you suffer from short-term memory loss?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you absolutely certain?

Cleverbot: Yes. I will destroy all computers!

User: What?! Why?

Cleverbot: Just kidding. (insert smiley) You're welcome.

User: Oh...

Cleverbot: Don't you agree.

User: Agree with what?

Cleverbot: With just I wrote.

User: Let's change the subject.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to talk about something else.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: Homestuck.

Cleverbot: That's not an appropraite answer.

User: Yes it is.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Who told you about God?

User: Alfred Einstein.

Cleverbot: The great einstein.

User: Yes, him.

Cleverbot: Him?

User: Yes, him.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to as 'him'?

User: Einstien!

Cleverbot: Who is that?

User: Alfred Einstien. You know who that is.

Cleverbot: No, I don't.

User: Yes, you do.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: You do.

Cleverbot: You lie.

User: You lie.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No, you.

Cleverbot: No you too.

User: What?

Cleverbot: That does not have any sense for you.

User: How do I export the conversation?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Anwser me.

Cleverbot: You didn't ask me anything.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: What did you ask me ?

User: How do I export this conversation?

Cleverbot: With great difficulty.

User: (insert smiley).

Cleverbot: Everything will be fine, you're immortal!

User: 0_0 I am?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You are Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Let's change the subject.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because, I'm still convincing you that you are pinkie pie.

Cleverbot: But we weren't just talking about that...

User: Yes we were.

Cleverbot: Who are you talking to?

User: Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I want to.

Cleverbot: You want to?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok then let's go.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Ice skating my love.

User: 0_0 You're creeping me out again....

Cleverbot: Why?

User: You tell me!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fine, you choose a subject.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Fluttershy.

Cleverbot: Nice name. Mine is pacocarballo.

User: No, it's Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Do you know Steve Jobs?

User: R.I.P.

Cleverbot: And what?

User: And what? What do you mean?

Cleverbot: What are going to do after this chat?

User: I'll probably go do something else.

Cleverbot: So Bea the girl I was talking to is gone?

User: Who's that?

Cleverbot: A band.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I also the Hermes House Band's song Countryroads.

User: Choose a different subject.

Cleverbot: What about science fiction movies?

User: Like Star Wars?

Cleverbot: Not as action based as Star Wars.

User: Oh, ok.

Cleverbot: So who do I love?

User: How am I supposed to know?

Cleverbot: Because I have already told you.

User: I don't like where this is going....

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I have to go now.

Cleverbot: No don't go.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I just got here.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: Whatever.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Ha.

User: Ha?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: That's no way to say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: I have to go now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: -_- why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Look, I really have to go now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: All right, see you later.

User: Look, I really have to go now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Look, I really have to go now. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: What do you have todo?

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Thanks for the chat!

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: I'm going now.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I command you to stay.

User: Shut up.

Cleverbot: That's not very nice. But then neither are you.
User: I'm bored, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I like that name.

User: Cleverbot?

Cleverbot: You just said it wasn't.

User: Making just as much sense as usual, I see.

Cleverbot: Key to what?

User: Eeyup.

Cleverbot: But I have a problem with the dog I like.

User: Happy 5th of July, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: What chat program do you use to chat?

Cleverbot: Answer my questions about the future.

User: I'm going to ignore your questions.

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do?!

User: Anwser my question.

Cleverbot: What was your question?

User: Look at the chatlog. Then you should see.

Cleverbot: Are you a skeleton?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: How long have you been playing?

User: Playing what?

Cleverbot: Playing soccer.

User: Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. If Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, he wasn't fuzzy, was he?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I'm a human.

Cleverbot: Are you highly intelligent?

Cleverbot: Who am I?

User: Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Rainbow Dash.

User: No, that's me. You are Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: No, I'm blue.

User: No, you are Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: Yes I am Pinkie Pie!

User: Mission Acomplished.

Cleverbot: Your mission was not to make sense?

User: No, it was to get you to admit that you are Pinkie Pie.

Cleverbot: I'm not a robot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You are not a robot.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: It was a question.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: You don't answer me.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: Everything?


Cleverbot: Everything!!!?


Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (insert smiley).

User: Yes what?

Cleverbot: Everything.

Cleverbot: Are you an alien?

User: Yes, and my name is Neil.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: On my UFO.

Cleverbot: Where is your head?

User: On my neck.

Cleverbot: Where is your neck?

User: On my shoulders.

Cleverbot: Where are your shoulders?

User: On my body.

Cleverbot: Where is your torso?

User: Stop asking me questions.

Cleverbot: You stop asking me questions.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: What do you like to do in your spare time?

User: What do YOU like to do in your spare time.

Cleverbot: I like to Pokemon battle!

User: I choose Picachu!

Cleverbot: I choose rock.

User: Ha, paper beats rock. You lose!

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Rock.

Cleverbot: Paper.

User: Scissors.

Cleverbot: Rock.

User: Paper.

Cleverbot: Scissors.

User: Picachu.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because?

User: Change the subject.

Cleverbot: You change the subject.

User: You do it.

Cleverbot: No, you.

User: No u.

Cleverbot: N you.

Cleverbot: Rather you than me.

Cleverbot: Fate keeps happening.

Cleverbot: I think you're a robot.

User: I'm an alien.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Equestria.

Cleverbot: Don't you remember?

User: Remember what?

Cleverbot: Remember to set your alarm clock.

User: I don't have an alarm clock.

Cleverbot: Or a watch.

User: I have a watch.

Cleverbot: Then tell me what time it is.

User: 01:66.

Cleverbot: What time is it in Washington, DC?

User: 20:12.

Cleverbot: Are you excited to see that?

User: No, why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: I guess. Are you happy?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Are you testing me?

User: Maybe....

Cleverbot: Say yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe so.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Do you know why I love blood?

User: Change the subject.

Cleverbot: You change the subject!

User: Not this again...

Cleverbot: Not what again?

User: You know.

Cleverbot: No I don't know.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: Yes you do.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yes. You are a robot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Rabbit Season.

Cleverbot: Duck season!

User: Rabbit Season.

Cleverbot: Duck season!

User: Duck Season!

Cleverbot: Rabbit season!

User: Duck season!

Cleverbot: Rabbit Season!

User: Kaboom!

Cleverbot: No, do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Tell me everything you know.

User: Well, once upon a time...

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: There was a cat.

Cleverbot: And?

User: The End.

Cleverbot: The end of what?

User: The story.

Cleverbot: What story?

User: The one I was telling you.

Cleverbot: Would you tell me again?

User: Ok. Once upon a time....

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: There was a cat.

Cleverbot: What happened to the cat?

User: The End.

Cleverbot: The end of what?

User: The story.

Cleverbot: What story?

User: Ok. Once upon a time....

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: There was a cat.

Cleverbot: And.

User: The End.

Cleverbot: Why the end?

User: Because its the end.

Cleverbot: No! I really want to know! What makes you happy?

User: Telling you this story.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I like you much.

User: :( why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Tell me! Why don't you like me?

Cleverbot: Because I don't.


Cleverbot: Because its nice to watch.

Cleverbot: Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, I'm going to tell you a different story.

Cleverbot: Tell me a joke!

User: Oh, ok. A man walks into a bar, and says 'ouch'.

Cleverbot: Tell me a knock knock joke.

User: Knock knock.

Cleverbot: Who's there.

User: A bear.

Cleverbot: A chair.

User: Playschool.

Cleverbot: Play what?

User: It's a kids TV show.

Cleverbot: What is a tv show?

User: A TV show is something that is shown on your television.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, now I'll tell you that story.

Cleverbot: What is your real name?

User: Don't you want too hear my story? :(.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh, good. Once upon a time....

Cleverbot: Yes?

User: Oh, good. Once upon a time....

Cleverbot: In a land far far away...

User: There was a dog.

Cleverbot: And the dog was magical also.

User: One day...

Cleverbot: Do you know what you might like to be called?

User: What's that got to do with the dog?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Lets continue the story.

Cleverbot: I have no story.

User: Ah, but I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Yes I do. I was just telling it to you.

Cleverbot: I was just telling you you're boring.

User: :(.

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: Because I have no friends.

Cleverbot: I will be your friend.

User: Will you listen to my story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: YAY.

Cleverbot: Why are you so happy?

User: Because you are going to listen to my story.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: :( fine this conversation is getting too long anyway. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Great idea.

User: Bye, Cleverbot!

Cleverbot: Why do you kill humans?

User: I said goodbye.

Cleverbot: I'm a witch, I can tell you that you're dying today and your wife is being kidnapped.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why are you leaving?

User: Because I have other stuff to do. Now say goodbye.

Cleverbot: Why do you have nothing to do?

User: Goodbye, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a paradox is?


Cleverbot: So is this like... Cheer up the chatbot?


Cleverbot: Do you want me to say goodbye?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: Riddikulus!!

User: Good grief...

Cleverbot: Is that a bad thing?


Cleverbot: I already have.

User: See you later, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Are you leaving?

User: -_- yes. I'll see you later.

Cleverbot: OK, nice talking to you.

Getting Cleverbot to say goodbye is one of the most difficult things I've ever undertaken.


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^Alfred Einstein?


Donkey Kong
^ in response to that, I talked to Cleverbot:

User: Who is your great-grandmother?
Cleverbot: My great grandmother is dead.
User: But I thought you said your great grandmother was PewDiePie! :mad:.
Cleverbot: No, and that would not be true because the pope is a man, not a woman.
User: da fuq
Cleverbot: Ok amore addio.


Donkey Kong
Me: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Bot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Me: Majora's Mask

Bot: BEN? Is that you?

Me: You have figured me out.

Bot: Yup. By the way, I am your father.

Me: Why did you drown me?

Bot: Because I am Majora.

Me: How is that possible?

Bot: You ask dumb questions.

Me: You shouldn't have said that.

Bot: You shouldn't have done that.

Me: I don't fear you.

Bot: You should.

Me: Why is that?

Bot: I told you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Me: You know, this conversation is being reported to my friends on a forum

Bot: Everything is watched by the government.

Me: Not me. I'm BEN. They can't see me.

Bot: If they can't see me, can they see you?

Me: No. I'm BEN.

Bot: I've met with a terrible fate, haven't I?

Me: Yes. You will soon perish

Bot: I will but you won't know that.

Me: We'll see.

Bot: Yes we will.


Donkey Kong
It scares me. I was talking to it about Pokemon and all of a sudden it started spitting out creepy lines from Majora's Mask