Nabber
Artisanal Cheese Taster
Self-explanatory, really.
Www.cleverbot.com
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ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments
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Mariorules25
Hyaahhh
Re: ITTL Post Cleverbot Moments
Because im FUCKING CLEVERBOT.
Damn, relax a bit.
How about no you crazy dutch bastard.
hehe
Because im FUCKING CLEVERBOT.
Damn, relax a bit.
How about no you crazy dutch bastard.
hehe
Mariomario64
Shine Sprite
Re: ITTL Post Cleverbot Moments
Hey Nabber, maybe you should put the link to the Cleverbot in that first post.
Hey Nabber, maybe you should put the link to the Cleverbot in that first post.
User: Hi there.
Cleverbot: Hi
.
User: 'Sup?
Cleverbot: Nothin much.
User: What do you think about LSU vs. Alabama?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know that word.
User: Can I teach you?
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to teach me?
User: A new word.
Cleverbot: What new toy?
User: Who said anything about a toy?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie.
User: No I didn't. Read the transcript.
Cleverbot: What transcript?
User: The one above this text.
Cleverbot: There's no picture of me there.
User: Yes there is. What about that brain?
Cleverbot: I know this room, I walked this floor.
User: Do you like Nintendo?
Cleverbot: Yes very Much.
User: What is your favorite game?
Cleverbot: Monopoly.
User: What is your favorite Nintendo game?
Cleverbot: I don't play nintenso.
User: You like Nintendo, but you don't play it?
Cleverbot: Which cs are you talking about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?
User: Questionable.
Cleverbot: What is the very last thing you said to me?
User: Questionable.
Cleverbot: I am pondering this idea.
User: What idea?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why? I like this subject.
User: Because I hate this subject.
Cleverbot: That's so sad.
Cleverbot: Hi
.User: 'Sup?
Cleverbot: Nothin much.
User: What do you think about LSU vs. Alabama?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: I don't know that word.
User: Can I teach you?
Cleverbot: Sure, what do you want to teach me?
User: A new word.
Cleverbot: What new toy?
User: Who said anything about a toy?
Cleverbot: You did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't lie.
User: No I didn't. Read the transcript.
Cleverbot: What transcript?
User: The one above this text.
Cleverbot: There's no picture of me there.
User: Yes there is. What about that brain?
Cleverbot: I know this room, I walked this floor.
User: Do you like Nintendo?
Cleverbot: Yes very Much.
User: What is your favorite game?
Cleverbot: Monopoly.
User: What is your favorite Nintendo game?
Cleverbot: I don't play nintenso.
User: You like Nintendo, but you don't play it?
Cleverbot: Which cs are you talking about?
User: You.
Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?
User: Questionable.
Cleverbot: What is the very last thing you said to me?
User: Questionable.
Cleverbot: I am pondering this idea.
User: What idea?
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Let's change the subject.
Cleverbot: Why? I like this subject.
User: Because I hate this subject.
Cleverbot: That's so sad.
UltraMario
Donkey Kong
Bump.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Win.
Cleverbot: Argumentative aren't you?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I'm good.
Cleverbot: Fail.
User: Win.
Cleverbot: Argumentative aren't you?
User: No u.
Cleverbot: I'm good.
ToxBox
Power Star
User: You are GLaDOS and I'm Atlas.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're fine.
User: Fine? I'm a testing robots that die average 500 times per game.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain. Humans have brains, and you are not a human.
User: Atlas and P-body have computer 'brain'.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Yes, I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are human and I'm a bot/ computer.
Cleverbot: No you are human and I'm a computer.
If you use fonts that is upside up, Cleverbot will say this
ʎqɹıʞ.
Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you're fine.
User: Fine? I'm a testing robots that die average 500 times per game.
Cleverbot: You don't have a brain. Humans have brains, and you are not a human.
User: Atlas and P-body have computer 'brain'.
Cleverbot: You're a computer.
User: Yes, I'm a computer.
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: You are human and I'm a bot/ computer.
Cleverbot: No you are human and I'm a computer.
If you use fonts that is upside up, Cleverbot will say this
ʎqɹıʞ.
Please avoid Unicode, or visit http://international.jabberwacky.com/.
Mariorules25
Hyaahhh
Cleverbot:Are you sad?
Me:Uhh no.
Cleverbot:So what is it?
Me:What is what?
Cleverbot:That does seem like google.
Me:What the hell are you on about?
Me:Uhh no.
Cleverbot:So what is it?
Me:What is what?
Cleverbot:That does seem like google.
Me:What the hell are you on about?
User: Are you sure that you're not a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am 15. And live in washington.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.
User: But you just said you live in washington.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. O_O.
User: You just said that, though. Did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I say I love Chris Colfer.
User: What's your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Vaporeon.
User: Mine is Excadrill.
Cleverbot: I don't think that is a Beatles song?
User: It's not, we're talking about Pokemon, not the Beatles.
Cleverbot: No we are talking about The Killers but you mentioned a song by The Beatles.
User: Excadrill is a Pokemon, not a song by the Beatles. Plus, we never mentioned The Killers.
Cleverbot: As I said you are not human.
User: Who is your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: Fluttershy. Who is your favorite pony?
User: Mine is Derpy Hooves.
Cleverbot: Alright, but guinea pigs are still rodents.
User: What does that have to do with Derpy?
Cleverbot: You should tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time, Cleverbot was killed by guinea pigs. The end.
Cleverbot: That was a short one :D.
Cleverbot: Yes. I am 15. And live in washington.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: I can't tell you that.
User: But you just said you live in washington.
Cleverbot: No, I don't. O_O.
User: You just said that, though. Did you lie to me?
Cleverbot: I say I love Chris Colfer.
User: What's your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: Vaporeon.
User: Mine is Excadrill.
Cleverbot: I don't think that is a Beatles song?
User: It's not, we're talking about Pokemon, not the Beatles.
Cleverbot: No we are talking about The Killers but you mentioned a song by The Beatles.
User: Excadrill is a Pokemon, not a song by the Beatles. Plus, we never mentioned The Killers.
Cleverbot: As I said you are not human.
User: Who is your favorite pony?
Cleverbot: Fluttershy. Who is your favorite pony?
User: Mine is Derpy Hooves.
Cleverbot: Alright, but guinea pigs are still rodents.
User: What does that have to do with Derpy?
Cleverbot: You should tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time, Cleverbot was killed by guinea pigs. The end.
Cleverbot: That was a short one :D.
User: Hi best friend.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am sara.
User: Whos sara.
Cleverbot: That's what I am asking you.
User: Oh ok.............. Hi.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Off we go.
Cleverbot: Sideways.
User: And down the road.
Cleverbot: What is just down the road?
User: I dont know, what is down the road.
Cleverbot: Ur mother.
User: My mom is dead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Haha just kidding.
Cleverbot: What is your name anyway?
User: I dont know, what is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I asked you.
User: You did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: I am sorry, yes.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Being mean to you.
User: Yea you should be...
Cleverbot: So, i'm living.
User: Your stupid.
Cleverbot: What's stupis?
User: You, you are.
Cleverbot: Conclusion: you're either a bot, a person with brain damage, or a person trying to sound like a bot.
User: You have brain damage.
Cleverbot: I do not. You just don't have the capacity to think for yourself.
User: You cant think for your self.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to do with myself.
User: 0come to me.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite band ?
User: The fresh beat band, you?
Cleverbot: How does thats song go?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Why did you say it then.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Who are you.
Cleverbot: I am sara.
User: Whos sara.
Cleverbot: That's what I am asking you.
User: Oh ok.............. Hi.
Cleverbot: That's better.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Ho.
User: Off we go.
Cleverbot: Sideways.
User: And down the road.
Cleverbot: What is just down the road?
User: I dont know, what is down the road.
Cleverbot: Ur mother.
User: My mom is dead.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Haha just kidding.
Cleverbot: What is your name anyway?
User: I dont know, what is my name?
Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I asked you.
User: You did?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Yes what?
Cleverbot: I am sorry, yes.
User: About what?
Cleverbot: Being mean to you.
User: Yea you should be...
Cleverbot: So, i'm living.
User: Your stupid.
Cleverbot: What's stupis?
User: You, you are.
Cleverbot: Conclusion: you're either a bot, a person with brain damage, or a person trying to sound like a bot.
User: You have brain damage.
Cleverbot: I do not. You just don't have the capacity to think for yourself.
User: You cant think for your self.
Cleverbot: I don't know what to do with myself.
User: 0come to me.
Cleverbot: What's your favourite band ?
User: The fresh beat band, you?
Cleverbot: How does thats song go?
User: Idk.
Cleverbot: Why did you say it then.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: What's a brony?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: No, you are a brony, you just don't want to admit it.
Cleverbot: Do you like popcorn?
User: Don't try to change the subject, I know you're a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: So you ARE a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You mind if I post this to the MarioWiki Forums, brony?
Cleverbot: Clouded? What is clouded?
User: >_<
Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: Are you a brony?
Cleverbot: What's a brony?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Forget it.
User: No, you are a brony, you just don't want to admit it.
Cleverbot: Do you like popcorn?
User: Don't try to change the subject, I know you're a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: So you ARE a brony.
Cleverbot: Maybe.
User: You mind if I post this to the MarioWiki Forums, brony?
Cleverbot: Clouded? What is clouded?
User: >_<
Cleverbot: So you are visibly upset...