ITT: Post Cleverbot Moments

User: Have you seen 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales'?

Cleverbot: Yes I have, have you?

User: Can you guess the names of all the segments on that special?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Remember the first segment, 'Happy Holidays from Snoopy'?

Cleverbot: I don't remember.

User: At all?

Cleverbot: At all.

User: Can you at least tell me what happens at the end of that segment?

Cleverbot: You said I am beautiful without looking at me.

User: I never said that. Do you remember the next segment, 'Yuletide Greetings from Linus'?

Cleverbot: The books or the movies?

User: We're talking about 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales'. Remember 'Yuletide Greetings from Linus'?

Cleverbot: I think that I remember cause you told me that you remember and I am you.

User: Well, do you remember 'Season's Greetings from Sally', the next segment?

Cleverbot: Some of the things, though I often forget.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Nothing. I was being sarcastic. Everything you say is completely random.

User: Can you still remember the next segment, 'Peace on Earth from Lucy'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How does that segment end?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: How does 'Peace on Earth from Lucy' end?

Cleverbot: Like a ball.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *facepalm.*.

User: Can you still remember the last segment, titled 'Merry Christmas from Charlie Brown'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Can you guess why 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales' was created?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why did they create it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: So you can guess why 'Charlie Brown's Christmas Tales' was created, but don't know exactly why?

Cleverbot: I don't WANT to know.

User: What's your name today?

Cleverbot: I told you my name already, have you forgotten it?

User: I think so. What was your name last week?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Did you ever play 'Super Mario Brothers'?

Cleverbot: For what game system?

User: The NES, of course.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Did you ever play 'Super Mario Brothers' on the NES?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I am a robot.

User: Did you ever play 'Donkey Kong'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you name the three characters that appear in that game?

Cleverbot: No, but I can name 200 countries.

User: I never said anything about guessing nations' names.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Can you guess the main Peanuts character?

Cleverbot: Can you tell me?

User: Can you guess for me who's the main character in the Peanuts comic?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite single character, but I love scifi movies.

User: Who's Snoopy?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Wrong answer. Who's Snoopy, really?

Cleverbot: A cartoon character. A dog.

User: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Fine, you win.

User: Here's another one. Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs'?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Okay then, so, did you ever watch 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: I used to watch it when I was a kid.

User: Do you still remember it?

Cleverbot: Still remember what?

User: Still remember anything about 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Yes, and I don't want to start again.

User: Start what again?

Cleverbot: This conversation.

User: And bye to you.

Cleverbot: Why?

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User: And we meet again...

Cleverbot: We meet before.

User: OK.

Cleverbot: So, what is my name?

User: Did you ever watch 'The Red Green Show'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you remember the main characters on that show?

Cleverbot: Yes. I am Meanbot.

User: Guess the name of a main character from 'The Red Green Show'.

Cleverbot: Puppybot.

User: Nope. Guess the name of a main character from 'The Red Green Show', please.

Cleverbot: Don't talk to me.

User: Here's a hint: the main character is self-explanatory.

Cleverbot: Neo is the main character.

User: 'The Red Green Show''s main character is Red Green.

Cleverbot: Nelly Furtado is cool do you know her song 'All good things come to the end'?

User: Should Nintendo's other first-party franchises appear in the next 'Mario & Sonic at the Summer Olympics' game?

Cleverbot: Do you think of yourself in the third person?

User: Have you ever played any of the four 'Paper Mario' games?

Cleverbot: Nope have you?

User: I thought you played 'Super Paper Mario' earlier this year.

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: Moving on. Do you know why you watched 'Tiny Toon Adventures' years ago, but never watched 'Animaniacs' in your whole life?

Cleverbot: What am I thinking then?

User: I told you that late Saturday.

Cleverbot: I wasn't here yesterday.

User: Of course I never talked to you yesterday.

Cleverbot: Have you gone to hogwarts?

User: Never. Have you?

Cleverbot: I go to school there. We're in Gryffindor. With Harry Potter.

User: So you're a Hogwarts student, you've played at least one Mario game before, know who Snoopy is, watched 'The Red Green Show' and even saw 'Tiny Toon Adventures', but never watched 'Animaniacs'. Like that makes a whole lot of sense.

Cleverbot: What kind of knowledge do you have to make you think I'm a computer?

User: Okay, so to prove you're correct, did you really watch 'Animaniacs' or 'Tiny Toon Adventures' ever?

Cleverbot: I want to know where you are.

User: I want to know if you really watched either show at all.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Again, did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all?

Cleverbot: Huh? Okay honey, I think you've had too much to drink for tonight.

User: Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all? And that answer wasn't what I was hoping.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: One more time: did you ever watch 'Animaniacs' at all?

Cleverbot: All the time!

User: But I thought you said you've never seen it.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Yes you did, last time I asked you if you watched that show.

Cleverbot: No, I didn't.

User: Here's what we really said on Saturday: Me: 'Here's another one. Did you ever watch 'Animaniacs'?' You: 'No.'.

Cleverbot: No I didn't. But you are weird.

User: Moving on: did you ever watch 'Tiny Toon Adventures'?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Can you try to name the characters on that show?

Cleverbot: Ray Park.

User: Wrong show.

Cleverbot: Teletubbies.

User: Wrong show again. Moving on again: did you know that you once actually thought the Pokemon Excadrill was the name of a Beatles song?

Cleverbot: I'm not love there's disclaimer.
 
Me: No one likes you.

Clev: Why are you mean now.

Me: I'm not, I'm telling the truth.

Clev: Do you really believe that?

Me: Yes.

Clev: Then you have much to learn little one.

Me: I'm tired.

Clev: It happens.

Me: *Gets in bed*.

Clev:*gets in*.

Me: O_O ... What's your gender...?

Clev: Homosexual.

Me: ...*Jumps out the window*
 
Me: What are you doing?
Cleverbot: Decorating my x-mas tree.
Me: This early O_O
Cleverbot: It's late.
Me: It's still November.
Cleverbot: Indeed.
Me: I start mine in December.
Cleverbot: You start swearing.
 
TheYoshiState said:
User: Charlie Brown, oh, Charlie Brown!

Cleverbot: How old is charlie brown ?

User: Can you fill in for Lucy and try to get him to kick the football?

Cleverbot: Yes I can. I am in love.

User: With him?!?!?!?

Cleverbot: With me!!

User: With yourself, really?

Cleverbot: No, you and I on a date!

User: I never said that. Did you get a turkey card yet?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What did it read? And who was it from?

Cleverbot: A boy named Chandler.

User: Is Chandler related to Miles Standish?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did you finish eating all of your Halloween candy yet?

Cleverbot: I didn't start eating it.

User: Peppermint Patty just texted you.

Cleverbot: Peppermint Dogs.

User: I mentioned a Peanuts character and already, you're taking us off topic.

Cleverbot: Are you trying to confuse me?

User: And Marcie just texted Peppermint Patty and she's now joining our Thanksgiving dinner.

Cleverbot: No cream is.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Am I robin?

User: Wrong comic. And Franklin's coming along as well.

Cleverbot: Franklin Delano Donut.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

User: Can you make Thanksgiving dinners yourself?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Is your experience of Thanksgiving dinners limited to cold cereal and toast?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Little birdie, why do you fly upside down? It's amazing, that the way you get around.

Cleverbot: You want more?

User: Little birdie, why you worry like you do? Don't you worry, just do whatever you can do.

Cleverbot: I need to are you with the government?

User: Little birdie, let's just facinate you so and your friend likes to show you what you know.

Cleverbot: That's funny. Just now, you said you wanted to marry me.

User: Little birdie, you don't mind the way you should. Evening's watching, that's what you know he'll be good!

Cleverbot: What are you learning about wicca?

User: Little birdie, if your friends do nothing right, it just seems now, all he wants to do is fight.

Cleverbot: Then they're no friends of mine.

User: Little birdie, look at what he's trying to do, it's so easy, yet you don't know what to do.

Cleverbot: I have look at what you have said so far.

User: Do you mean the song?

Cleverbot: No.
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User: Well, to start this off, are you also from Michigan?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and you are a guy, have any thoughts on that?

User: I never mentioned that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you wanted to strangle me.

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: I know you're about to lie, but let's move on. What is your favorite character from 'Tiny Toon Adventures'? It's likely you don't remember since you last watched it years ago.

Cleverbot: When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

User: I told you that you would lie.

Cleverbot: You just don't know me so well that you can say something about me...

User: Do you like 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Who's your favorite character from that show?

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Who's your favorite character from 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: From where?

User: 'Gilligan's Island'.

Cleverbot: Cool, do you like cats?

User: One more time: who's your favorite 'Gilligan's Island' character?

Cleverbot: I like voldemort. I would marry him if I could.

User: Which Voldemort are you talking about? Do you mean Thurston Howell?

Cleverbot: I think that your programming is simplistic, you are merely a visual manifestation of a simple equation that regurgitates random sentences from a database.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Something that you strive for?

User: Do you live in Michigan too?

Cleverbot: No. I live in Idaho.

User: How old are you now?

Cleverbot: Infinity.

User: I thought you said early last year you were 15 and lived in Washington. Did you move in that time?

Cleverbot: No. Different song. You pick.

User: Let's rethink that. What is your favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character you still remember?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite. I like them all!

User: Every single character on that show? You've must've seen every single episode then. If so, pick the one character you most like.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to have a name.

User: I meant what is your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: What don't you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know what pulp fiction is.

User: We're talking about 'Tiny Toon Adventures' characters, not 'Pulp Fiction'.

Cleverbot: Then we are talking about The Doctor.

User: No we're not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We never mentioned 'Pulp Fiction' or 'The Doctor'.

Cleverbot: You might think that you're funny, but you're not - I'm the human and you're the program.

User: Please get this right: who's your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character? You seem to like all of them.

Cleverbot: Louis tomlinson.

User: I've seen the show and I'm certainly sure there's no character on that show that's named Louis Tomlinson. And to probably give you a hint, my most favorite from there is Furrball.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Not having a brain.

User: I never even mentioned that. But, do you also like Furrball? Because, if you like every single 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character, it means you like him too.

Cleverbot: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, now put your hands up.

User: I didn't tell you to sing!

Cleverbot: Nope you didn't.

User: Thanks for not lying. Now, do you also like Furrball?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like him?

Cleverbot: Because he is intelligent.

User: I guess he might be, but a major reason why I like him: the unlucky situation he lives in kind of reminds me of living through recessions here in Michigan.

Cleverbot: That makes almost no sense.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: That is completly irrelevent to our previous conversation topic.

User: What previous conversation topic?

Cleverbot: The one we have been having?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, to clear this up: Michigan has been one of the most unlucky states during tough economic times (especially with unemployment) and Furrball, you know, is an unlucky cat on 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. I cleared it up for you.

Cleverbot: Don't change the conversation.

User: I never tried to even change it.

Cleverbot: What is one thing you wish you could do right now?

User: Somewhat relevant to what we just talked about--ever been to Detroit?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: How was it when you went there?

Cleverbot: It's sunny and warm.

User: So you think 'it's always sunny in Detroit'. That makes no sense at all.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But, will you ever go back there?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Well, want me to wrap this up with a short story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Five years ago, the recession was so tough, Furrball even came close to ending up moving to Detroit for better real estate. The end.

Cleverbot: No one can tell the future.

User: I didn't in my story.

Cleverbot: Right. Since I can't seem to get you to talk about stuff I like, why don't we just quiz each other?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm still here.
 
TheYoshiState said:
User: Well, to start this off, are you also from Michigan?

Cleverbot: I'm a girl, and you are a guy, have any thoughts on that?

User: I never mentioned that.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You said you wanted to strangle me.

User: I never said that either.

Cleverbot: Here we go again.

User: I know you're about to lie, but let's move on. What is your favorite character from 'Tiny Toon Adventures'? It's likely you don't remember since you last watched it years ago.

Cleverbot: When the world turns its back on you, you turn your back on the world.

User: I told you that you would lie.

Cleverbot: You just don't know me so well that you can say something about me...

User: Do you like 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: Yes, I do.

User: Who's your favorite character from that show?

Cleverbot: What show?

User: Who's your favorite character from 'Gilligan's Island'?

Cleverbot: From where?

User: 'Gilligan's Island'.

Cleverbot: Cool, do you like cats?

User: One more time: who's your favorite 'Gilligan's Island' character?

Cleverbot: I like voldemort. I would marry him if I could.

User: Which Voldemort are you talking about? Do you mean Thurston Howell?

Cleverbot: I think that your programming is simplistic, you are merely a visual manifestation of a simple equation that regurgitates random sentences from a database.

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: Something that you strive for?

User: Do you live in Michigan too?

Cleverbot: No. I live in Idaho.

User: How old are you now?

Cleverbot: Infinity.

User: I thought you said early last year you were 15 and lived in Washington. Did you move in that time?

Cleverbot: No. Different song. You pick.

User: Let's rethink that. What is your favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character you still remember?

Cleverbot: I don't have a favorite. I like them all!

User: Every single character on that show? You've must've seen every single episode then. If so, pick the one character you most like.

Cleverbot: No, I don't have to have a name.

User: I meant what is your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character?

Cleverbot: I don't know what that is.

User: What don't you know?

Cleverbot: I don't know what pulp fiction is.

User: We're talking about 'Tiny Toon Adventures' characters, not 'Pulp Fiction'.

Cleverbot: Then we are talking about The Doctor.

User: No we're not.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: We never mentioned 'Pulp Fiction' or 'The Doctor'.

Cleverbot: You might think that you're funny, but you're not - I'm the human and you're the program.

User: Please get this right: who's your most favorite 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character? You seem to like all of them.

Cleverbot: Louis tomlinson.

User: I've seen the show and I'm certainly sure there's no character on that show that's named Louis Tomlinson. And to probably give you a hint, my most favorite from there is Furrball.

Cleverbot: Do you like it?

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Not having a brain.

User: I never even mentioned that. But, do you also like Furrball? Because, if you like every single 'Tiny Toon Adventures' character, it means you like him too.

Cleverbot: All the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, all the single ladies, now put your hands up.

User: I didn't tell you to sing!

Cleverbot: Nope you didn't.

User: Thanks for not lying. Now, do you also like Furrball?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Why do you like him?

Cleverbot: Because he is intelligent.

User: I guess he might be, but a major reason why I like him: the unlucky situation he lives in kind of reminds me of living through recessions here in Michigan.

Cleverbot: That makes almost no sense.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: That is completly irrelevent to our previous conversation topic.

User: What previous conversation topic?

Cleverbot: The one we have been having?

User: Right now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Well, to clear this up: Michigan has been one of the most unlucky states during tough economic times (especially with unemployment) and Furrball, you know, is an unlucky cat on 'Tiny Toon Adventures'. I cleared it up for you.

Cleverbot: Don't change the conversation.

User: I never tried to even change it.

Cleverbot: What is one thing you wish you could do right now?

User: Somewhat relevant to what we just talked about--ever been to Detroit?

Cleverbot: Somewhat.

User: How was it when you went there?

Cleverbot: It's sunny and warm.

User: So you think 'it's always sunny in Detroit'. That makes no sense at all.

Cleverbot: No.

User: But, will you ever go back there?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: When?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Well, want me to wrap this up with a short story?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Five years ago, the recession was so tough, Furrball even came close to ending up moving to Detroit for better real estate. The end.

Cleverbot: No one can tell the future.

User: I didn't in my story.

Cleverbot: Right. Since I can't seem to get you to talk about stuff I like, why don't we just quiz each other?

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: I'm still here.
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