Absolute Best Lines In Cartoon History

[UltraMario]

Uh, what's with the random bolded words? It's not like they serve any purpose to anything at all.

 

[User4042]

Uh, what's with the random bolded words? It's not like they serve any purpose to anything at all.

The characters used emphasis on those words

 

[DragonFreak]

^It was to be used as emphise on the words.

Yeah, what he said. Simple Italics would've done better though.

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Crackin355]

Brock: I know! I'll use mt Frying Pan, as a Drying Pan! *uses it like an umbrella*

 

[UltraMario]

 

[User4042]

Spike: Come on, you guys. Let me in!
Rainbow Dash: Sure thing, Spike.
Rarity: Heavens no! We're getting dressed.
Applejack: Dressed? Uh, beg pardon, Rarity, but, uh... we don't normally wear clothes.
Rarity: *moan* I'm sorry, Spike. Some of us do have standards.

 

[Pyro]

 

[Gumball Machine]

Mr. Haney: Why eat beans when we have all this food?
Mr. Morris: I wouldn't eat all the junk food if I were you. Besides, it's all froze.
Mr. Haney: I...hate...school!
Mr. Ratburn: Mr. Haney! He didn't mean it!
Mr. Haney: *whine* I wanna go home. BEANS!

Numbuh 1: Numbuh 5, locate the nearest item on the list. 3 and 4, ready the weapons so we're ready to roll. And Numbuh 2...
Numbuh 2: Yes, sir?
Numbuh 1: Steer the ship, we're about to crash into a mountain.
Numbuh 2: *screams and runs to controls*

 

[UltraMario]

 

[Magikrazy]

Family Guy (The European See 'n Say)

Stewie spins ES'nS.
ES'nS: The pig goes "Wank!"
Stewie spins it again.
ES'nS: The cow goes "Shazoo!"
Stewie: It most certainly does not.
Stewie spins again.
ES'nS: The rooster goes "Quicriqui!"
Stewie: Where? Where does the rooster say that?
ES'nS: The monkey goes "Ma-cock!"
Stewie: No! No! No! It does not!
ES'nS: The elephant goes "Fwaamp!"

 

[UltraMario]