Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

[PeskyPlumbers64]

Granted. You mistake joining the KKK for this.

 

[Lord Bowser]

wish for something goddamn

I wish I was killed.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but you become a ghost.

I wish I couldn't draw.

 

[chillv]

I wish I was the most hated person on earth (as if that's not already true... just kidding, sort of)

 

[User4042]

You become liked when people see what a great guy you are.

I wish Smash 4 was rushed to be released tomorrow.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but they used a time machine in order to perfect it and have it out by tomorrow!

I wish that I never did anything.

 

[Giga12]

Granted, you become world famous as the "man who did nothing!"

I wish cake never existed.

 

[RedShell]

Granted. Pink Gold Peach disappears with it.

I wish Pink Gold Peach was the new best character in history.

 

[User4042]

You see what others see in Pink Gold Peach and she becomes your favorite character.

I wish Pink Gold Peach never existed.

 

[RedShell]

Terrible wish as is.

I wish I couldn't wish ever again.

 

[User4042]

Terrible wish as is.

???
You're supposed to put a good spin on the post. Don't use your opinion as an excuse.

I wish I couldn't wish ever again.

Granted. You now can simply request of things.

I wish my back ached.

 

[RedShell]

Granted, but then you're treated like a king because of it.

 

[User4042]

No wish.

I wish my cuts got more painful.