Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, but your horrible dancing becomes a meme.

I wish the only game I owned was Big Rigs.
 
Granted, but people give you video games because you're so good at it


I wish that I didn't use a television as a monitor
 
Granted but you buy an even better monitor.

I wish that everyone I knew and loved died a horrible death.
 
Granted but then people stop making bad wishes.

I wish that I accidentally swallowed my tongue (I know its not possible).
 
But it tasted delicous, and you made millions of dollars selling tounges, and got a replacement so you could still talk.

I wish that i actually had to move to survive
 
wait you actually do
Granted, but you run so much your lungs die, and you don't have enough lactic acid

I wish I wasn't on marioboards right now
 
Granted, but you find a better forum where the people are all funnier and nicer.

I wish that Anime did not exist.
 
Sir Komlin IV said:
Granted, but you find a better forum where the people are all funnier and nicer.

I wish that Anime did not exist.
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Granted but video games are therefore more popular and better designed.

I wish that Sony was doing well.
 
Granted, but they rush out horrible games and eventually leave.

I wish Skyward Sword had even more horrible controls.
 
Squirtle said:
Granted, but they rush out horrible games and eventually leave.

I wish Skyward Sword had even more horrible controls.
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Granted but you managed to eventually master them even more.

I wish that Goku was in Smash Bros 4.
 
Granted, but you're even happier because of it.

I wish Wario was uglier.
 
He's so ugly, that your eyes register him as a black rectangle.

I wish Firefox didn't have a Pikachu theme right now.
 
Granted, it has a Misty theme.

I wish video games never existed.
 
Granted, instead of wasting time by playing them, you become very successful in real life.

I wish I was starving to death.
 
Granted, but starving teaches you to appreciate what you have, and the increased vision, hearing, and smell allowed you to notice a treasure chest filled with millions of dollars and tons of food.

I wish I got punched in the face by my brother.
 
Granted, he breaks your glasses and your insurance company gives you ten billion (long scale, 10,000,000,000,000) times as much money as they're worth to pay for it. If you don't have glasses, then let's say you got them five minutes before.

I wish I was sick
 
You get the cold, and then sneeze on your archenemy, who happens to be obsessed with their health.

I wish that whenever I screwed up (and let's say I'm not perfect), a loud voice screams "YOU FAIL"
 
Granted but people begin to become accustomed to that and begin to be less racist against gorillas.

I wish that I was dying.
 
Granted but dinosaurs turn out to all be very friendly and intelligent.

I wish that I had never been born.
 
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