Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, Apple takes pity on you and gives you a giant iMac.
I wish I was deformed.
 
Granted. You have more time to learn and are now even more smart.

I wish that there were no dragons in any which way.
 
The death rate goes WAY down.
I wish I was naked.
 
You would become a terrorist if you did.
I wish there was an acoplypse (however you spell it)
 
Your heart plays MP and fails to be superstar.
i wish i could only type in txt langage
 
Granted, you're an insane genius.
I wish I could only play M&S:L2012OG
 
Granted; the game gets hacked thoroughly until it becomes a different game altogether, which is then considered to be one of the best hacks of all time.

I wish I could marry Wario.
 
Granted, but Wario has a crush on you, so he changes all the crap about him and makes himself more like Luigi (not like I'm gay, I'm just saying that if I was a girl, I'd prefer Luigi over Wario.
I wish I was always cross-eyed.
 
Yes, but that leads you to notice skin cancer on your nose and prevent anything serious from happening.

I wish that I was eaten by my pet Yoshi.
 
Granted, there is a portal inside Yoshi leading you to an amusement park.

I wish aliens invaded my house.
 
Granted, but they leave sweet loot and wish you a merry Christmas


I wish I had really bad eyesight
 
Granted, but your hearing improves a lot.

I wish the Moon fell towards the Earth.
 
But it dissolved in the atmosphere, except a little bit which were cool to look at.

I wish that no one would ever be happy again.
 
Granted, people become estactic instead.

I wishI could only communicate in :posh:
 
Granted but someone else made a clone thread.
I wish that AI was insanely hard in Mario Party.
 
Granted but because of that you become incredibly skilled at Mario Party.

I wish that I sucked at video games (all of them).
 
granted, but because your reactions were perfectly priceless whenever you lost a game, you became an overnight sensation on youtube! *u*

i wish that i was terrible at dancing.
 
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