Bad wishes aren't always bad wishes

Granted, Apple takes pity on you and gives you a giant iMac.
I wish I was deformed.
 
Granted. You have more time to learn and are now even more smart.

I wish that there were no dragons in any which way.
 
The death rate goes WAY down.
I wish I was naked.
 
You would become a terrorist if you did.
I wish there was an acoplypse (however you spell it)
 
Your heart plays MP and fails to be superstar.
i wish i could only type in txt langage
 
Granted, you're an insane genius.
I wish I could only play M&S:L2012OG