Paradoxes

[Nabber]

New Mission: Refuse this mission.
Don't you just love the confusing riddles? Paradoxes are what make the world go around. But then again, this statement is false, so it doesn't matter.

 

[Mariomario64]

In case you don't know, the giant blue head is supposed to be a meme meaning the guy lied.

 

[Lario]

Classic:

The sentence below is false.

The sentence above is true.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

In logic we call that "nonsense".

 

[Nabber]

If Pinocchio says that his nose will grow, what happens?

 

[Gumball Machine]

 

[Dark Light]

Rule: Every rule has an exception

And of course, the unexplainable pairing of Luigi and Baby Luigi in Mario Kart Double Dash

 

[Pandapowah]

Classic:

The sentence below is false.

The sentence above is true.

This confused me...

 

[Mariomario64]

That's the point...

Even though this isn't really a paradox, I always wondered: If the Angry Birds are angry because the pigs stole the eggs, are they still "Angry Birds" if they get them back?

 

[Mariorules25]

That's the point...

Even though this isn't really a paradox, I always wondered: If the Angry Birds are angry because the pigs stole the eggs, are they still "Angry Birds" if they get them back?

Wow yeah true

 

[Puddin]

That's the point...

Even though this isn't really a paradox, I always wondered: If the Angry Birds are angry because the pigs stole the eggs, are they still "Angry Birds" if they get them back?

They'll be Grudge-holding Birds.

 

[Mariomario64]

 

[UltimatePetey]

Those confuse me.

A lot.

 

[Mariomario64]

 

[Fawfulfury65]

 

[EctoBiologist]

 

[Reko Yabusame]

If, over time, you replace every single part of a ship, is it still the same ship?

 

[GalacticPetey]

I got one. Delete your recycling bin/trash can on your computer. It creats a paradox. Everything explodes, but is repaired quickly, like it never happened.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

Answer the following question truthfully with a yes or no: Will the next word you say be "no?"

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Nope.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

From another website:

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

 

[GalacticPetey]

From another website:

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

GP IS CONFUSED! I got an idea. What would happen if you went back into time and killed your grandpa. You'd be erased from histrory. But then, your grandpa wouldn't have been killed.

 

[Yoshiwaker]

Time paradoxes are so old.

From another website:

If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

Probably it would be the same amount colder from the current temperature tomorrow than the temperature drop from yesterday to today.