The Stupidity of Peach.

[ultimatetoad]

O-kay when peach was first invented, She didnt have a personality. She didnt need to. But as videogaming progressed, They decided to give her a bit more character. They started out good, with SMRPG. But then:

Super Mario 64:
"Thank you for risking your life to save me Mario! I'm going to bake you a cake!!! :shock:

Mario and Luigi: Superstar saga.
She walks with her eyes closed in the desert and gets captured by a friggin GOOMBA

Super smash bros melee
One of the events has her practically begging to be captured by Mario.

Super Mario Sunshine
although it doesnt make her look stupid, it DOES make her look like a brat. " I want to go home NOW!"

what was nintendo thinking???

 

[Phoenix Rider]

She's a princess. 'Nuff said.

 

[WarioLoaf]

Well, I'm a princess too and ...........

:shock:

oh, I guess you are right.

 

[Paper Jorge]

Ah big deal.

Toad is dumb too you know!

Ok so maybe he's not...

maybe he is...

 

[Son_of_Suns]

One of the better depictions of Princess Toadstool was in the Super Mario Adventures comics.

 

[Sir Grodus]

One of the better depictions of Princess Toadstool was in the Super Mario Adventures comics.

Yeah, Peach actually looks good in Luigi's clothes.

 

[Paper Jorge]

Luigi also looks good in Peach's clothes.

In the Super Mario Advance comics and Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga

 

[Phoenix Rider]

Dear lord, is this what it has come to?

 

[WarioLoaf]

Dear lord, is this what it has come to?

Yea, and its not Because of me!

 

[ultimatetoad]

Ah big deal.

Toad is dumb too you know!

Ok so maybe he's not...

maybe he is...

If he IS dumb, its the likable kind of dumb.

 

[Knife]

Peach is dumb but can you name anyone whos smart in the marioverse?

(cept for E GADD which he is still a goof)

 

[Paper Jorge]

Stuffwell.

 

[Phoenix Rider]

You're kidding, right? He uses big words that don't exist in anyone's "vocabulisms" but his own.

 

[Ghost Jam]

You all missed the best part.

*Bowser Jr. calls Peach his mom*
Peach: I'm your....Momma?

What. The. Hell. If you gave birth to a 3 ton turtle with a spiked shell, I think you'd remember.

 

[Sir Grodus]

Peach could have just said that out of surprise/shock. Though I agree it does make Peach look pretty stupid, "I'm your momma?", indeed.

 

[ultimatetoad]

Your right ghost jam, but like Sir Grodus says, I think she said it out of shock. If not, shes stupider than I ever thought possible.

 

[Ghost Jam]

You're suggesting that shock overrode her common sense?

Honestly, we know that that whole bit was due to poor translation.

 

[Knife]

If you gave birth to a 3 ton turtle with a spiked shell, I think you'd remember.

Sir that is an insult to Bowser Jr.. Is BJ that heavy? I think not.




Hey, BJ, nice nickname.

 

[WarioLoaf]

Yea it is

 

[Knife]

Stuffwell really isn't smart, he just helps Mario and Luigi

 

[Phoenix Rider]

read: He acts smart.

 

[Knife]

I really don't think of Stuffwell as smart because he was created by Proffesor E. Gadd. He's just a creation.

 

[Knife]

I really don't think of Stuffwell as smart because he was created by Proffesor E. Gadd. He's just one of his artificially intelligent inventions.

 

[Plumber]

This proves that Peach is dumb. And that I'm bored since this thread is ancient.

 

[Stumpers]

You all missed the best part.

*Bowser Jr. calls Peach his mom*
Peach: I'm your....Momma?

What. The. Hell. If you gave birth to a 3 ton turtle with a spiked shell, I think you'd remember.

Well, you gotta remember, this is the girl who was eating Mushrooms like they were candy in SMRPG, so for she knows, maybe Bowser (cough) with her and she had a baby while under the influence. It could happen.

Oh, wait... people don't give birth in the MK... the stork comes and brings them.