Can Town (The Official Homestuck Thread)

Favorite Troll?

  • Aradia Megido

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Tavros Nitram

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Sollux Captor

    Votes: 12 19.4%
  • Karkat Vantas

    Votes: 24 38.7%
  • Nepeta Leijon

    Votes: 15 24.2%
  • Kanaya Maryam

    Votes: 8 12.9%
  • Terezi Pyrope

    Votes: 21 33.9%
  • Vriska Serket

    Votes: 10 16.1%
  • Equius Zahhak

    Votes: 4 6.5%
  • Gamzee Makara

    Votes: 7 11.3%
  • Eridan Ampora

    Votes: 6 9.7%
  • Feferi Peixes

    Votes: 9 14.5%

  • Total voters
    62
Travis Touchdown said:
Andrew Hussie specifically said Dirk isn't a Brony. Specifically.

anyway, can you really be a brony if all the other humans are dead?

besides which, i guess we all already know who the REAL ultimate brony is
 
youre kidding, right? you've forgotten?
 
Well I tried reading Homestuck again instead of quitting when Jane and Jake found Derse because my laptop broke



uraniumUmbra and undyingUmbrage = green things
Their planet = Far future Earth
uraniumUmbra and undyingUmbrage = Calliope and Caliborn
Calliope and Caliborn = one body
Caliborn = Lord English
Therefore Calliope is Lord English as well
What's next, they make a plush thing called Doc Scratch and make him their guardian or whatever?
 
Jake now reminds me of that one thornberry .... Nigel Thornberry.
 
Anyway I'm going a trip down to before my laptop broke so this UU stuff won't get to my head



HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME
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I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess he is referring to Dr. Javelin.

Geddit! I said "stab"? I did like a spear joke thing. Hey, wait! Don't run off! Come back. ._.
 
Bulbasaur said:
Travis Touchdown said:
Andrew Hussie specifically said Dirk isn't a Brony. Specifically.

anyway, can you really be a brony if all the other humans are dead?

besides which, i guess we all already know who the REAL ultimate brony is
Yep.

Jack is the ultimate brony.
 
Does your brother stay in a room plastered entirely with MLP posters with the show's theme playing on a constant loop in the background?
 
Pokémon Trainer Red said:
Therefore Calliope is Lord English as well

I see how you'd think that; that had me confused for a while.

But you must see that Calliope was kind of killed out of her and Caliborn's shared body. She is no longer inside Caliborn's body, represented by the swirls on his cheeks turning completely red.

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yeah guys, javvy used to have the custom title "ultimate brony"

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i even made him these great stars to honor his ultimate bronydom, but i never convinced the admins to put them on his profile :⁠(
 
Bulbasaur said:
yeah guys, javvy used to have the custom title "ultimate brony"
i want that rank back, it was so great
Charmander said:
I'm going to take a stab in the dark and guess he is referring to Dr. Javelin.

Geddit! I said "stab"? I did like a spear joke thing. Hey, wait! Don't run off! Come back. ._.
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anyways

I wouldn't be surprised if the last sprite was Equius/Gamzee.
 
Arcanine said:
Dr. Javelin said:
I wouldn't be surprised if the last sprite was Equius/Gamzee.

Not possible - no dead gamzees anywhere YOU CAN'T KEEP THE CLOWN DOWN

Wellllll...

Future Dave wasn't dead, and he could still be prototyped. Then again he was from a doomed timeline, so idk.
 
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