Would you rather....

[MCS]

Tsunami

Would you rather be Wario or Waluigi for a day?

 

[yoshidude99]

Waluigi because he isn't as bad as Wario

Would you rather be killed by a Goomba or killed by a Lakitu?

 

[MCS]

Goomba

Would you rather be a ninja or a spy?

 

[Gumball Machine]

I want to be both.

Would you rather eat a Yoshi Cookie or a Star Bit?

 

[MCS]

Star Bit. They look yummy.

Would you rather hug Wario or Waluigi?

 

[NintendoQueen814]

Hug Wario--- he looks very cuddly hahaha

Would you rather drink 1 gallon of ketchup or 1 gallon of mustard?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Ughk, one gallon of ketchup

Would you rather kiss Mario or kick Luigi's butt?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Kick Luigi's butt. I am NOT going to kiss that fat plumber

Would you rather go on a date with Wario or go on a date with Donkey Kong?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Agh, this is a hard one.

I rather date DK because he's not smelly and fat, and... yeah.

Would you rather ride ostriches or live with very old people?

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Ride ostriches

Would you rather live with Baby Mario or live with Baby Luigi?

 

[Xiahou Dun]

Live with Baby Mario. At least he's potty-trained.