I'll bite (again)
in no particular order aside from crash who is at the top of the list so I can hunt him down and put him through a golf ball grinder
1) Master Crash ~ You will soon know what pain feels like.
20) YoshiKong ~ Get out of your shitty suburb before someone shoots up and bites you.
20) Stooben ~ We will make beautiful music together~
20) TheFreshPrince ~ We will make funky fresh rhymes together.
20) Groden ~ We will make sweet Ubercharges together. That happens in real life, right?
20) Walkazo ~ Thick as thieves for the longest time, and that's not an implication of intent, I swear.
20) 2257 ~ I always wanted an undead friend!
20) Edofenrir ~ He shall finally make me a polygon-drowned monstrosity so I, too, can finally feel emotions!
20) Toadbert ~ I desperately want to know if he's as much of a cartoon character in real life as he is on here, because if so, I may need to call secret services on him.
20) Beanbean ~ Also someone whose status as a 3D human is dubious at best, but in a far less dangerous way. Also, I'm pretty sure she has every Ghibli film ever made, so that's enough reason to seek her out.
20) Neurario ~ He exists in a parallel universe of unending horror and strange customs, by which I mean a city about six hours away from me. I'll bring cake!
20) Martiniman ~ Although I am somewhat worried about this one, so I'd need prior confirmation that he wouldn't bring any knives to our meeting.
ok that's not very many, but here are some people I think are really cool that I don't think I know well enough to comfortable meet them offline
20) Turboo ~ I have it on good authority she hides in the filthiest crevices of America to hide from bogans like me, and so it would do me good to ruin her grand scheme.
20) MrConcreteDonkey ~ I'd like to welcome the pommy bastard to God's own Earth, and remind him that we don't like stuck-up sticky-beaks here.
20) Lily ~ Tumblr friendship is definitely the most stable form of friendship. Maybe.
20) Mason ~ Seems like my kind of person! At the very least, I can finally learn what a Californian accent actually sounds like.
