Master Hand and Crazy Hand

When I was little, I joked around that Master Hand was Mario's glove.
 
In SSB64 it look like Mario gloves but it have free moves that it can go anywhere also turn right to left
 
I also said that Master Hand was Mario's father or something too.
 
There is no way that he is father of Mario and do you think this picture that I post is scary?
 
I said that when I was little. It was actually more of a joke.

The way Master Hand is angled with the background makes him look like somebody you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley.
 
How about Crazy Hand?

I wouldn't like to meet them. I wonder how they laugh?
 
Like playing rock-paper-scissors.

But I still can't get over how they make noises.
 
I thought they were just floating hands.

I wonder what Master Face would look like.
 
It's a human playing with nintendo action figures. A kid with such a twisted imagination that actually thinks those dolls are fighting in a epic battle. When it's just him shaking them around. Crazy hand is a friend hand. Because he needs his left hand to control the Mario or whatever doll.