Stupid questions, stupid answers.

[ShyGuy27]

Why not?
(This is answer and question in one convenient package.)

 

[Peachfreak]

cuz it's to dangerous.


why am I a tomboy who is obbsessed with a girly-girl?

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

cuz it's to dangerous.


why am I a tomboy who is obbsessed with a girly-girl?

Cause you're over 9,000.


WHAT THE FU- *nuke explozhon* WHy does that always happen?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Because you were about to say something naughty.

Why do I keep posting in this topic?

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Because you were about to say something naughty.

Why do I keep posting in this topic?

Cause you got locked inside.

>:4 8 15 16 23 42 [EXECUTE] is the code for a computer that saves the world why?

 

[ShyGuy27]

No one (not even the writers) knows why.

Are you a nerd?

 

[Peachfreak]

I am the biggest nerd alive.

Why am I asking this question to you?

 

[ShyGuy27]

I believe you're previous response answers that.

Why am I so bad at videogames?

 

[Peachfreak]

cuz you don't play as Peach.

Why do i feel like jumping up and down saying "Yay me!"

 

[Sydezkicks]

Because you want to.

Why did I change my avatar into Exploud's Pokemon Emerald animation?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Because your name is Sydezkicks.

Why is my avatar the bubble monkey?

 

[NeuralPsychosis]

Because your name is Sydezkicks.

Why is my avatar the bubble monkey?

Because you have become them.

Why do I feel like listening to my own remix all day? ._.

 

[Peachfreak]

cuz it must have some good music on it. either that or you just have bad taste in music.

Why do I badly want some bubble gum?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Everyone wants bubble gum.

Why have I become insomniac?

 

[Peachfreak]

Because your mom suffers from insomnia and you caught it.

Why do I feel jittery right after drinking sleepytime tea?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Because the Sleepytime Tea is a lie!

Why is this a post?

 

[NeuralPsychosis]

Because this is a reply.

Why is the cat sitting underneath my chair?

 

[Smiddle]

Because there were waffle leftovers there.

Why did the bum ask for a bite?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Because he wanted one.

Did you give the bum a bite?

 

[Smiddle]

Well, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite of his jugular vein, but he just started to run around and scream "AAAAAAAA! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! AAA AAAAA!" and bleeding all over! Man, some people just can't take a joke...

Why do the Chinese dine using sticks?

 

[ShyGuy27]

Because by the time someone showed them a fork, it was too late...

What is Rudnicki's problem? (couldn't think of any other questions)

 

[Smiddle]

I can't list everything, so here's three of the six hundred and fifty two items: Dementia, rhinotillexomania, and giantenemycrabophobia.

Why did I burn down that coffeeshop?

 

[ShyGuy27]

The owner was asking for it.

Why is Texas such a jerk? (If you don't know what I'm talking about, catch up on your American history.)

 

[PaperStriker]

Because Sandy Cheeks comes from there.

Why is Peach called Peach?

 

[ShyGuy27]

'Cause she's a fruit.

Why do I tell so many bad jokes?