Why do knives have to be one of the internet's "ha ha funny" obsessions, I have my reasons to have terrible flashbacks when I see them, it's bad enough that I have to see them in my real life and have no way to avoid them but only one person has tagged them after many posts saying "hey, I have horrible experiences of this, you can laugh at them but be considerate and warn me" because they are so freaking hilarious, I'm tired
You're grown adults, think beyond what gives edgy teens hype and actually stay true to the characters you clutch on to without paying their creators, I'm going to go read Hellboy, now that's my kind of comic