Pakaracchi

Pakaracchi

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    Which sidekick would you like to assist you in real life out of all these: Luigi, Tails, Bandana Waddle Dee or Maya Fey?
    Lin Beifong
    Lin Beifong
    Luigi, because he would compulsively do all the household chores and probably be good at making a variety of Italian dinners. He is also very low maintenance and seems generally pleasant to be around, just keeping to himself.

    Tails would probably turn the house into his workshop and convert my fridge into a plane or mech or something. Then he would come up to me and be like "Hey check this out" and I'd reply "That's great Tails, but I kind of need this as a fridge." After that I would learn that he upgraded the toilet to clean itself by harnessing the power of a chaos emerald, so Eggman breaks into my house at night and steals the toilet. Thanks a lot, Tails.

    Waddle dee would be cool and loyal, and could possibly double as an emergency bean bag, but otherwise seems not very useful. Plus he might attract Kirby, which is not good because he would eat all my food, which I now have to hide in the crawlspace after Tails destroyed my fridge.

    And Maya... I don't think she actually does any actual assistant work? I get the impression she just lives in the office and ambiently absorbs burgers from the environment while occasionally turning into a random dead person. She'd also constantly get framed for murder, leaving me with the fallout from all the legal expenses. I don't have that kind of money.

    If it's between Ace Attorney assistants, can I get Susato instead? She actually does stuff and seems adept at handling paperwork.
    Pakaracchi
    Have you ever tried shuffling an apple around your hands and seeing how fast it can go? It's quite fun
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    Jacinthe
    Jacinthe
    I have and I second it being fun.
    Fizzle
    Fizzle
    I have done it with cans sometimes and I can get a good rhythm with it as I walk
    Pakaracchi
    Super Mario Land :)
    Super Mario Logan 😡
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    Rykitu
    Rykitu
    Super Mario Logan, SMG4, and Dream have forever ruined the acronyms for Super Mario Land, Super Mario Galaxy, and Super Mario Party respectively
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    Lily
    Lily
    I don't know why you think Dream owns the concept of SMPs. it's something that's been around since survival was added to Minecraft multiplayer in 2010, even this forum has it's own SMP.
    Hint Toad
    Hint Toad
    Super Mario Bros.
    Super Mario Boards
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    Pakaracchi
    There are so many Holidays I learn about each year, I wouldn't be surprised if there was an International Kick a Can 100 Miles Day
    Xiahou Ba
    Xiahou Ba
    make sure you acknowledge national mail carrier appreciation day si vous plait
    Pakaracchi
    I was told my fellow employees at the Car Wash would be here ... Then again, the one who told me that was Dee Dee...
    Pakaracchi
    What is a Mario character you mainly like for design? For me, the Spirit of Speed
    Pakaracchi
    Don't send me any ransom letters, I barely have any money @_@
    mdl2401
    mdl2401
    I don't know where you live but don't tell anyone
    Pakaracchi
    This is Halle from the Mushroom City Car Wash, uh, yeah!
    (Why did they pick me to advertise? I have no on screen charisma)
    Pakaracchi
    Eh heh heh, been stumped on where to take my Car Wash stories at the moment, should be able to figure something out soon
    Pakaracchi
    I feel for other mammals, all the hair I have just makes me incredibly itchy all the time and fur covers their whole body yet they never complain about it
    Pakaracchi
    It's time to prepare to ride Rainbow Road into the new year, it will be a long but fast journey
    Pakaracchi
    Remember, while you're enjoyjng Christmas Eve, Goku is making sure Frieza pays for what he did while Namek is slowly exploding
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