Leave it to someone with a degree in English (and minor in creative writing) to be stressing over whether or not my poem should end with a period or not.
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I have a TA friend who says she enjoys teaching 8:00 AM classes and I just want to know how she's built so different because I can't even wake up at 9:00 without being extremely tired, let alone be teaching by then.
Happy to report that even my dreams are calling me Jasper so I'm definitely sticking with that as my name.
Just described the bottom eight characters in the Mario Kart match I'm in as "six and a half humans and Toadette," which also happens to contain the name of my new band, Six and a Half Humans.
I can't wait for my doctor to tell me someday that I have the world's most skewed, barely held together back.
If for some reason you ever need to gaslight your friend into thinking they're bad at Mario Kart, I'll show up to your online match and destroy them for you.
"A Hotel Mario prototype was found at a Goodwill in 2024" is the most ridiculous sentence but apparently it's true.
My year got off to a start equivalent to backfiring at the beginning of a Mario Kart race so I guess the only way to compensate is to start writing a second novel. If the year won't let me have a win off the bat then I'll have to make it happen myself.
Must stay awake for 43 more minutes to properly ring in the new year.
So tired today that I just tried to use telekinesis to hit the home button on my phone.
I just wrote a list of 88 games I would include in a video called something along the lines of "One Useless Fact About Every Mario Game You Know" but the problem is that I'd have to do research because I don't own a bunch of them.
You mean to tell me that come next week, "seven years ago" will be referring to 2019? Seven years ago seems like it should be 2013, what do you mean?
My school just welcomed me in as a grad student so I'm really moving up in the world.
Thinking I'm going to celebrate my 24th birthday by doing something that takes at least 24 hours and streaming myself playing through the entirety of Miitopia without ever speeding up the game.
No new chapter of PM:TD this month because I hit a writing slump and then got busy wrapping up my semester but I'll be back in January.
When I eventually get my book published (which I swear I'll start the process of eventually, I just need to do some revisions that I haven't gotten around to), I'm going to need all of you to help it pop off because I want to have a Wikipedia article and therefore be put on a bunch of other relevant Wikipedia articles like my birthday or my college.
I generally like Massachusetts. I generally hate mass.gov because on more than one occasion, it's provided incomplete or blatantly incorrect information.
One of the YouTube channels I watch did a survey of the funniest words in the English language and if I remember correctly, the words pizzazz, phenomenon, and kebab didn't show up at all in the top 50. What a group of snubs.
Shoutout to the town in Massachusetts called Blandford, sounds real boring but at least you have a pretty decent rest area.
Two days ago, I graduated college with honors. Today, I almost googled "how long does it take to get sick after you get sick"
Today in the Midwest, the FedEx trucks are out in droves for some reason.
It's official. I now possess a bachelor of arts in English.
Commencement today. I don't know when I'll actually be considered to have a degree but I'm counting it as once the ceremony is over.
What is it with dreams and just completely taking away my voice? I hate when dreams do that.
Long story about why I found this out but I'm rather disappointed to find out that they replaced the awards ceremony cutscene from all the old Mario Kart games with a highlight reel from a random track in MK8D.
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