I know you can read my thoughts, Bart. Just a little reminder, if I find out you cut class, your ass is mine. That's right, I think words I would never say.
Last night's Itchy and Scratchy was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Where there's a whip, we don't wanna go to war today!
But the lord of the lash says, "nay, nay, nay!"
We're gonna march all day, all day, all day!
Where there's a whip there's a way!

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