Things were looking brighter day by day!
Nothing ever wrong;
Life was just a song,
'Till that Looney Tune came along. (cringes hardly)
Ohhh. I'm going cuckoo, woo-woo! (cringes)
Here comes the choo-choo, woo-woo! (cringes)
I'm so gooney, looney tuney, te'ched in the head...
Please pass the ketchup,
I think I'll go to bed! Hoo!
Am I the screwball, woo woo! (cringes VERY hardly)
Throw me the 8-ball woo woo! (cringes)
Once I knew a thing or two, but now I'm a buffer-roo. Hinky dinky parley woo woo! (Cringes so hardly this just ends)
- Hare-Um Scare-Um, 1939