That Was Destined to Go Wrong - An Apology by AwdryFan1997
"Resting Impossibility" was one of the greatest mistakes of my life. I should never have used Walkazo's name in that way. What I did was unacceptable and I insist that no one ever make the same mistake I did.
The driving force behind that monstrosity was anger. Anger directed towards the "Abemojlins" who I considered to have had used Walkazo as a vessel for attention, an outrageous and horrible act. But leaving poorly-written condolences do not compare to what I did. Using Walkazo as clickbait was a horrible thing. I do believe there is a problem with the internet called Abemojilins but I no longer consider "Resting Impossibility" to be my official statement on the matter.
I deleted "Resting Impossibility" without hesitation. Such disgusting material did not deserve to be here. I want to just be some dork who makes crummy jokes, not a person who uses the name of a deceased person who many people miss as a means of gaining attention. And for that I am sincerely sorry.
I'll be taking it easy from now on. Maybe one day I'll write a revised editorial regarding the matter, but now is not the time. I know many of you are angry and rightfully so. I hope to make amends with all of you who I offended. I am very, very sorry.
I was just browsing through the Metal Gear Wiki when I discovered that Sigint from MGS3 is actually the DARPA chief from MGS1. With MGS4 revealing Sigint was a member of the Patriots and that the Patriots were responsible for Les Enfant Terribles... how did he not recognize Snake in MGS1? Solid or Liquid, for that matter! When he was being tortured, did he recognize Ocelot, another Patriot?
NO, THIS IS WORSE: PARA-MEDIC IS DR. CLARK. WHO WAS STATED TO BE MALE IN MGS1. I'M NOT JOKING. I JUST LOOKED UP THE TIMELINE IN MGSV. THIS WAS CONFIRMED. WHO APPROVED THIS!?
"I.M. Meen and Sephiroth are being chased by the police. I.M. Meen has gotten ahead of Seph and now takes Exit 51 on Toad's Turnpike, as does Seph. They eventually make it down Happyhome Avenue in Sunnyville, where a Boeing 747 is in parked directly in front of them. I.M. Meen screams as his van is bissected by the plane's front wheel. Before the van's halves can hit their respective back wheels, Meen activates the eject button, launching him headfirst through the plane and through one of the seats. Seph hits the wheel and is flung out the front window of his semi and right through with engine, which, despite not being on, decimates all of his clothes. Seph then runs away, completely naked."
For those wondering why Benjamin escaped Hotel Delfino so quickly in Car Wash, it's because I received a special request to "move" Benjamin elsewhere. Thus, I skipped to after his emotional character-building scene where he refuses to kill one of his five targets.