Heyyyy, Mob buddy, what's happening?
"Huh? Oh, hello, Master Reigen. My day's actually been rather pleasant so far. I got to talk to Tsubomi some, and I broke my personal record at running clu-"
Running a cult, great, don't do anything I wouldn't do, yeah yeah. Listen, there's a big favor I need to ask of you.
So there's this thing called a "GHOST Complex" demonstration I'm about to attend for a week or so. They're gonna be showing off some new state-of-the-art ghost-hunting technology, experts from all over will be showing up, basically a World's Fair for the paranormal scene.
"Oh, that does sound pretty exciting. I wonder if even the Ghostbusters are coming..."
Mob, we've been over this. The movie wasn't based on a true story, it was just a hack job done to sell a mass-market friendly version of spirits to ignorant yokels. Sheesh. Anyway, I was actually wondering if you'd, I don't know, like to come along? Think of it this way, you'll have so many new connections with top espers by the end of this, you'll be
swimming in internship offers after you're out of high school.
"Well, speaking of graduation...this show's coming up pretty soon, right? Placement exams are going to be next week, so I'm not sure if it would be the best time..."
H-hold on a second, we can work this out. Exams? Are those all you're worried about? I can call your principal, it should be a cinch to convince them to let you take it somewhere at the complex! I'm not sure there'll be a completely safe testing environment there, but we can work something out.
"Master, I...don't think that's how the education system wo-"
And besides that, you've gotta think about the worst case scenario! A gathering of paranormal talent is just asking for some catastrophe to happen, it's almost tempting fate! Now, my skills alone may not be enough to fend off any high-level spirits bold enough to wreak havoc at a place like this, but combined with your enormous strength? Well, I can't think of a finer way to show off your potential in front of the world's top exorcists!
"Master, you're selling yourself short, perhaps. I don't know anyone more capable of holding up against threats like that than you. You remember that case at the abandoned school from last month, right?"
I seem to recall that spirit having no arms and legs, a stag beetle could have exorcised that! Those were different circumstances!"
"I'll be down in a second, Mom! Sorry, Master, dinner's ready. I hope we can talk again soon. Good luck at the Expo!"
*BEEP*
It's...it's a Complex.....
......
awwwwWWW SHIT!
Oh, this is bad, this is bad in so many ways! I know that my fraud ass had no business being with a collection of actually competent psychics! I only wanted Mob around so that I'd look cool by osmosis! They would have thought "Wow, if that kid's so powerful, can you imagine how busted his master is?" and come flocking to me! I could have street cred, but without him I'm street dead! It shouldn't be too late to hail another taxi and-
...You know what? No.
'
I didn't build myself up from nothing into becoming the best exorcist business in a 5-mile radius of Seasoning City just so I could run. Oh, sure, Mob can keep running in that little club of his, probably getting massive gains from that, but me? I'm done running. When it comes to the art of the con, the only difference between the average client and the most seasoned esper is that one just takes a bit more time to fool than the other. It matters not if the people in that Complex are going to be skeptical of me, at first. I'm unassuming like that. But over time, if I can do everything in my power to convince them I'm the strongest-no, someone who gives off the
appearance of being the strongest spirit-smasher there is? Oh, yes, then I would have won.
For anyone, it would be enough to merely win at life! For me, I must strive to do more! I have to do whatever shenanigans necessary to
trick myself into thinking I'm winning at life, and when I do, it will be more winning than anyone else! THAT IS WHAT IT MEANS TO BE
REIGEN ARATAKA!