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Last week was dog bite awareness week and here are some things I'll share with you to prevent dogs from attacking your mail carrier.

  • Do not ground pound the stake your dog is attached to. Your mail being delivered is more important than the Power Star behind the gate.
  • Do not make your mail carrier wear the Deku Scrub mask. This specifically applies to the Skull Kid.
  • Avoid giving treats to Broggy at Broggy's shop.
  • Deplete Isabelle of her balloons in Battle Mode and kill her first in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
  • If you live in a haunted mansion, do not give your mail carrier a Gold Bone.
  • Have a dinosaur made of yarn that can eat the fireball-spitting varieties for your mail carrier.
  • If your dog just so happens to be a giant stapler, deplete its staples and have 1000 Fold Arms ready.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Super Mario Odyssey:

Statler: You know, when I see how that Princess Peach treated Mario and Bowser, I'm glad I left my wife.
Waldorf: You left your wife?
Statler: Yeah, I left her at home.

Hohohohohohoho!
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):

Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.

Hohohohohohoho!
The biggest upgrade in the TTYD remake is obviously Mario's mailbox, they changed it from having a tiny shitty slot to the entire thing being openable, so Parakarry can fit Mario's 5th order of plumbing screws of the week inside there.

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Just wanted to give a bit of an update - yesterday when I said I needed some time, I was still dealing with the emotional hurt that came from my mom's transphobic speech toward me a couple weeks ago. I'm still working through that so I'm going to need some more time, but today I spent an hour and 42 minutes on the phone with my dad today and we both agreed that it's for the best that I finally cut my mom off. I was surprised he was so willing to accept that outcome, but he told me he would support me in whatever I chose to do and understood that my mom has done nothing but cause problems for me over the last several years. Knowing that I have his support is going to help me a lot in processing everything and I'm already in a lot better mental state than I was yesterday.
Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:

Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
Waldorf: How so?
Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.

Hohohohohohoho!
people will join this forum and make like 6 posts and they're all completely insane and then their threads get
moved to thread storage and they never show up again for like 4 months and then come back and start posting the exact same shit again and then get hit with a permaban by the mods

it's wild
Even though I always really liked Paper Mario color splash I've never owned a wii u in my life
I watched a playthrough of color splash years ago i don't even remember when but probably in 2017 ish and I instantly thought the game was fantastic and I really wanted to play it.
I have a friend my age whose family owns a wii u and color splash. So a few years later when I was at his house I asked to play a little bit. From what I remember I beat port prisma and nothing else but he remembers that I made it to Morton.
Fast forward to less than a month ago and my friend with the wii u is at my house and he downloaded a wii u emulator on my computer as well as color splash
In the Greek dub of Thomas the Tank Engine, the Fat Controller/Sir Topham Hatt is called Kýrios Chontropatátas, which basically translates to MR FATTY POTATO
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  • Wow
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ClawgripFan9001
ClawgripFan9001
That's honestly really funny.
SavK
SavK
As someone from Greece, i can confirm that is what translates to
(But seriously i had no idea about this and I'm dying from laughter right now)
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