Realizing that I've been here for 11 years now at the age of 22. It's not quite half my life yet because math but there's barely anything or anyone else I do/know that has lasted that long.
I have Mcafee installed on my computer, but it's been doing something lately that is so evil. It's been sending me false scareware ads saying "Warning! Data breaches of your personal data have been detected on the dark web! Upgrade to Mcafee+ now!". There was even another one that said my data was being SOLD on the dark web and to upgrade Mcafee. This is false advertising! How is Mcafee getting away with this? It makes me so mad. I think this is wrong of them. Why are they using these scare tactics? I have no funds or money to speak of but one of them said my financial data had been breached and that's how I know this is all fake. I don't even have a bank account. These weren't pop up ads on the web either; they were from Mcafee on my computer.
she sells seashells on the seashore, but the value of these shells will fall, due to the laws of supply and demand. no one wants to buy shells 'cause there's loads on the sand
step 1 - you must create a sense of scarcity. shells will sell much better if people think they're rare, you see. bear with me, take as many shells as you can find and hide 'em on an island. stockpile 'em high until they're rarer than the diamond
step 2 - gotta make the people think they want 'em, really want 'em, really fuckin want 'em. hit 'em like bronson. influencers, product placement, featured prime time entertaiment - if you haven't got a shell, then you're just a fucking waste, man
3 - it's monopoly. invest inside some property, start corporation, make a logo, do it properly 'shells must sell,' that will be your new philosophy. swallow all your morals, they're a poor mans quality
4 - EXPAND. EXPAND. EXPAND. clear forest, make land, fresh blood on hands
5 - why just shells? why limit yourself? she sells sea shells - sell oil as well
6 - guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds, sell rocks. sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
7 - press on the gas, take your foot off the brakes. then run to be the president of the united states
8 - big smile mate, big wave, that's great. now the truth is overrated, tell lies out the gate
9 - polarize the people, controversy is the game - it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
10 - the world is yours, step out on a stage to a round of applause. you're a liar, a cheat, a devil, a whore - and you sell seashells on the seashore