The Great Text Adventure

>Read note
 
>I use my Wii remote to kill the spider, then check the cheese for any visible problems
 
>:(
>The bread was mine! i eat the cheese and punch NSM in the face
 
Legend of Lily said:
>I change the channel to South park.
You decide to watch South Park. There is a note on the TV that says "the note is an anagram."
Reversinator said:
>Take can and go home
There is no home. You're in a room, remember?

(Just a warning for NSM and Quizmo, please follow the rules. If this continues, I will kick you out of the game.)
 
How did I break the rules?
I eat my bread and cheese, found a Wii and crushed a spider