1,000,000 funny quotes
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Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
3. "Oh I'm sorry, did I break your concentration?"
QuizmoManiac
a rhinestone cowboy
5:Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.
6:Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
7:There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
8:Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
6:Guys: No Shirt, No Service - Gals: No Shirt, No Charge
7:There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
8:Everyone needs believe in something. I believe I'll have another beer.
SKmaric
King Bowser
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11. "Oh, so it does... oh you stole my lungs."
12. "I believe that everyone has one wish. I wish for another cheeseburger."
13. "I can't wait to forget something... ... ... ...What was I just talking about?"
14. Person 1: "I can't wait to eat this burger!
Person 2: "Yes you can."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
15. Person 1: "Did you eat my sandwich?"
Person 2: "I am your sandwich."
12. "I believe that everyone has one wish. I wish for another cheeseburger."
13. "I can't wait to forget something... ... ... ...What was I just talking about?"
14. Person 1: "I can't wait to eat this burger!
Person 2: "Yes you can."
Person 1: "Yeah, I guess you're right."
15. Person 1: "Did you eat my sandwich?"
Person 2: "I am your sandwich."
Kyoko Sakura
Celestial Guide
16. "I'm gonna have a hand sandwhich!" *bites hand which is between two slices of bread* "It tastes hurty..." - Ralph Wiggum
vvooper
welcome to the hotel waluigi
18) "Now, explain to me Lucy In the Sky With Diamonds. 'The girl with colitis goes by?' I always thought that was very distasteful."
19) "The years are passing me by! 27, 28, 29, 29, 29..."
20) "Let's put it this way. When you're 20, I'll be 40. When you're 30, I'll be 40. And when you're 40, you'll understand why I'm still 40."
21) "Relationships are like thighs. They start out smooth, then they get a little lumpy, but without them, you don't have a leg to stand on."
22) "Yes, Ma. If you want my honest opinion, I do think serving miniature franks at a bris is tasteless."
19) "The years are passing me by! 27, 28, 29, 29, 29..."
20) "Let's put it this way. When you're 20, I'll be 40. When you're 30, I'll be 40. And when you're 40, you'll understand why I'm still 40."
21) "Relationships are like thighs. They start out smooth, then they get a little lumpy, but without them, you don't have a leg to stand on."
22) "Yes, Ma. If you want my honest opinion, I do think serving miniature franks at a bris is tasteless."
23. "IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAND!!!"
SpinyMaster347
..and with that, pow! I'm gone
24.*blows an elephant bubble* IT'S A GIRAFFE
25. "No aliens were harmed in the making of this themepark. They were harmed AFTER it was created."
SpinyMaster347
..and with that, pow! I'm gone
26. *after vehicles lands* "I didn't train to be a pilot!"
Garlic Man
Name-change free since 2018
No. This one doesn't even count.Solar Blaze said:
23. My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
SpinyMaster347
..and with that, pow! I'm gone
24. "Who's That Pokemon?""IT'S PIKACHU!" "It's...Lickitung!""GODDAMNIT"
Wow. Since when did you become the ultimate authority on what counts or doesn't count in this topic?President Iwata said:
28. (Yes, twenty-eight, since that's technically the correct number.)
"I lied when I said you could go. At least, partially lied, for I WILL let you go... TO ANOTHER DIEMENSION!!!"
QuizmoManiac
a rhinestone cowboy
29. GREEEEEEEEEEN!
30. "Hey, MissAlwaysKidnapped! I'll kidnap your FACE! Have at you!"
QuizmoManiac
a rhinestone cowboy
31. I can't believe I got kidnapped...AGAIN
32. "GAAACK ACK ACK ACK ACK!"