Like the Erlking in Goethe's famous poem, the maleficence of Hyper Mushroom's insinuations can sometimes be imperceptible. The purpose of this letter is therefore to expose the lascivious nature of Hyper Mushroom's assertions and let you draw your own conclusions about Hyper Mushroom's motives. And that's why I feel compelled to say something about muddleheaded, militant ranters. Why don't more people complain when they see Hyper Mushroom identify political and religious groups that are his political enemies and re-label them as "belligerent humanity-haters" in order to justify operations against them? It's because Hyper Mushroom has mastered the art of tricking people with images and myths. He creates myths about what the world is like and then generates false images to match those myths. This proves to me, at least, that Hyper Mushroom's faculty for deception is so far above anyone else's, it really must be considered different in kind as well as in degree.
By comparing today to even ten years ago and projecting the course we're on, I'd say we're in for an even more disorderly, puerile, and infernal society, all thanks to Hyper Mushroom's publicity stunts. And what of it? Hyper Mushroom has written volumes about how it's inappropriate to teach children right from wrong. Don't believe a word of it, though. The truth is that he asserts that the most valuable skill one can have is to be able to lie convincingly. That assertion is not only untrue but a conscious lie.
If I may be permitted to make an observation, Hyper Mushroom's plans for the future are not our only concern. To state the matter in a few words, it's truly astounding that Hyper Mushroom has somehow found a way to work the words "labyrinthibranchiate" and "counterrevolutionize" into his vaporings. However, you may find it even more astounding that he once tried to insist that our society be infested with officialism, blackguardism, deconstructionism, and an impressive swarm of other "isms". If you consider this an exception to the rule then you definitely don't understand how Hyper Mushroom operates. I hope, however, that you at least understand that instead of taking the easy path in life, the downward path, we must choose the upward path regardless of the pain, suffering, and sacrifice that this choice entails. Only then can we finally build a world overflowing with compassion and tolerance. Yes, Hyper Mushroom will try to stop us by forcing me to endure his despotic tyranny in all its plenitude, but he wants to cashier anyone who tries to shelter initially unpopular truths from suppression, enabling them to ultimately win out through competition in the marketplace of ideas. You know what groups have historically wanted to do the same thing? Fascists and Nazis. All of this once again proves the old saying that Hyper Mushroom is morally irresponsible and mentally feeble.
Random complaints FTW.