Magic Vending Machine game

I kick it.

I take out Cthulhu.
 
I change into giant QuizmoManiac killing you'll
I take out a tea set and invite you to my mansion for tea
You all accept
 
And we kill you. We're spies, really.

I take out me.
 
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I take out a Falcon Punch
 
Captain Falcon Falcon Punches you for taking his move.

I take out Fawful and Bowser who are trying to kill one another.