Magic Vending Machine game

[RealMenOfGenius]

This needed a new topic.

a fairly simple game. player one takes an item, then player 2 takes that item and uses it somehow and takes another item, and so on.

example:

player one: i take a pie out of the vending machine.

player two: i throw the pie at you, and take a soda outta the vending machine.

Player three: i shake the soda and spritz you with it! i get a keychain.

Let's begin. I take out some crackers.

 

[unit4545]

Just for the record, this was my idea.

I crumble up the crackers, then put them in your hair!

I take out magma.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

I throw the magma at you.

I take out hot water.

 

[unit4545]

I boil your least favorite food in it, and i force you to eat it.

I take out Canned Yams.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Canned yams are bad.

I take out Evil

 

[unit4545]

Evil consumes your soal!

I take out a game boy.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Game Girls are better.

I take out a BARREL ROLL

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

I throw the barrel at you (see I turn a Star FOx refrence into something lame)

I take out a soda.

 

[Zero777]

I open it and hide it so all the fizz comes out and it gets warm

I take out a bag of chips

 

[Nathan Fielder]

But we're in Britain now, so you take out the kind called fries (or whatever) in America.

I take out the Tails Doll.

 

[unit4545]

Nothing happens. ITOARLANA. (I take out a really long and needless acronym.)

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It does nothing.

I take out a Goatse

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

I make it bite you

I take out chicken wings.

 

[Zero777]

I beat you with it

I take out a computer

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

I pour water on it, while you're using it.

I take out a bag of chips.

 

[unit4545]

I op it, thus surprising you.

I take out pants made out of grenades.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

You put them on, but I stop you, because "Green is not your color."

I take out Captain Falcon.

 

[Zero777]

He falcon punch you

I take out a lamp

 

[unit4545]

Granted, but it electrocutes you.

I take out 3 wishes.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

They are pirated.

I take out a portrait

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Eeew! It's ugly!

I take out a restraining order.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It's for you.

I pull out a flag

 

[Nathan Fielder]

It's for you.

I pull out a Xmas present.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It's for me.

I pull out a box

 

[Nathan Fielder]

It's for me.

I pull out you.