Magic Vending Machine game

[Zero777]

You have to keep him

I take out a phone

 

[RealMenOfGenius]

The batteries short-circut while you're convenietly placed in a bucket of water (put there by me).

I take out a bag of crackers.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

They crack.

I take out a man with a OHKO punch.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It's for you.

I take out a dr.seaweed

 

[Zero777]

He hacks the forums and copy your IP number and start making more sockpuppets, framing you.

I pull out 50 Cent

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Too bad-all the drinks cost 55 cent.

I pull out a car.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

The car is stinky.

I pull out a Ke$ha

 

[Zero777]

I booze her up so she can puke on you

I take out a box with a cake in it

 

[Nathan Fielder]

The cake is a lie.

I take out a portal.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It dies on the 5th day.

I take out a Ralphfan

 

[Nathan Fielder]

He dies on the fourth day.

I take out a Chuck Norris.

 

[Zero777]

He roundhouse kicks you

I take out a knife

 

[unit4545]

I stab you with it, but it's rubber.

I take out a hot-diggity-dog.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

It's too hot.

I take out a sharp

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I fire my laser at you
I take out a loan

 

[Zero777]

It's too small

I take out an official artwork

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Of a yo-yo


I take out a Wild PIKACHU!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

PETA sues you for animal abuse.
I take out the Dalai Llama

 

[SpinyMaster347]

What?


I take out a MG1

 

[Zero777]

Sounds like a gun or probably it's the user, either way you can't do anything with it

I take out a block-shield

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I Falcon Punch the Block Shield.

Takes out Galactic Petey!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I Falcon Punch the Block Shield.

Takes out Galactic Petey!

you seem to be starting up just like I did keep it up for ten days and you will be here!
Galactic Petey dies because I planted a bomb in him
Itake out an N64

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I play the N64.....

--20 mins later--

takes bomb out of vending machine....

OT: How dare you kill GP, YOU MUST DIE!!!!

 

[QuizmoManiac]

I block you with a black belt I found. On the ground yeah not from the vending machine.
I take out Diddy kong racing and start playing it!

 

[NotABannableOffense]

I take it away and burn it!

I get another vending machine out of the vending machine!