Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[User4042]

granted but you turn into a monkey and throw poop at your dad



i wish for pizza

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but the sauce of the pizza is lava.

I wish for candies.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted; Ok, have some lactose choco bars.

I wish was a Freedom Fighter!

 

[YoshiMonsta]

but the people u want freedom from kill you.

I wish I was a spartan in Halo

 

[LN1]

Granted, you're a spartan in a halo. I wonder how you'll do stuff being a person literally inside an object.

I wish for a 1DS

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you can't see it because it is in 1D.

I wish for a 4DS.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but it doesn't exist, so the universe blows up


I wish for a monkey who can play the tambourine

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted but instead it throws poo at you

i wish upon a star

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but the star does nothing.

I wish that my friend would make an account here.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but he made only one post and left forever.

I wish I could play golf.

 

[Mariorules25]

Granted,but the golf club hits you and turns into a wizard and sends you to hell

I wish that i could fly

 

[MagicalToadette!]

Granted.But you crash into a bird.

I wish I could have a loyal Toad to live with me.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but he hates you for imprisoning him.

I wish that I knew the purpose of life, and it is not 42.