Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[YoshiMonsta]

But MPS sucks.

I wish I had posted a wish back there :D

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it sucks!

I wish that something was something and something happened to something.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Too Bad. Waluigi TIME!!!

I wish for power.

 

[Lolcrawler]

But you go insane with it! Lolz!

I wish that I was the ultimate gamer

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but gaming becomes boring

I wish that I could think of a good wish :D

 

[Lolcrawler]

But it is made fun of seriously and all your hopes and dreams are destroyed, causing you to commit suicide

I wish that had his own game

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but it is a mini-game

I wish they made a mixed with a smiley

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but the face becomes extremely realistic
I wish I had a magic wand

 

[Specific Neptune]

But you go insane with it! Lolz!

I wish that I was the ultimate gamer

But you go insane with it! Lolz!

Lolz!

Lolz!

Granted, but it's mine, so I steal it back

I wish that Scarecrow would return to userpedia

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you can't access it anymore.

I wish Daisy's voice would stay the same forever.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But it stays the same as Bowser's voice.

I wish that I was a Red Yoshi on this forum.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you will get banned because of too many posts.

I wish we had a Metal Mario smiley.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it actually is so clear it's invisible.

I wish for Pow ha ha.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but no one was on the ground when you wished for it.

I wish the spoiler icon didn't show a nuke symbol.

 

[LN1]

(Pow ha ha taunt kill can be done on aerial enemies, too, whatever I guess)

Granted, but now it kills you to change to a SP.

I wish for watermelons.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, a giant one falls on your head.

I wish for something bad to happen.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted, you have been sucked into a Black Hole.

I wish I had the power to transform me in metal.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you are so heavy you fall down in lava.

I wish there was a block in Minecraft.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. Minecraft is now owned by Nintendo.

I wish for a ball that, when I throw it, takes me through time.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted but you have been sent 65 million years ago and got killed by a velociraptor.

I wish I had the voice of Alain Dorval (French voice of Sylvester Stallone)

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but the ball I threw hits you on the back of the head, sending you so far into the future that Alain Dorval's voice is forbidden, and you get killed by a Velociraptor.

(Small trivia - Alain Dorval voiced one of the characters in the french version of XIII)

I wish I could meet Sebastian Coe.

 

[NSY]

Granted but he is horrible to you

I wish One Direction was dead

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted.



Why do I have to come up with problems? Alright.

One direction die, but are replaced by an equally annoying and gay band.

I wish books were easier to read.

 

[Cirdec]

Granted: there are restricted to 10 pages only.

I wish I could control entropy.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted. Muse would like to have a word with you.

I wish Muse would release another album.