Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but I didn't see it, because I'm on IPad.

I wish there was a Ghostbusters III
 
Granted but it receives treible reviews and no one sees it.

I wish Smasher was a mod
 
Granted, but he then becomes corrupt, makes his way up to steward, becomes dictator of the wiki, and eventually is killed by his past self (reference to professor Layton there).

I wish the Olympics didn't have to leave London.
 
Granted, but the competitors are horrible and no one watches the Olympics ever again.

I wish I could jump as high as Mario.
 
NSY said:
I wish Smasher was a mod
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so do i

Granted, you'll be working twice as much next year instead.

I wish for a wish.
 
Granted, but the wish is to die and go to hell.

I wish that my Wii didn't corrupt and make me lose all the data on it.
 
Granted but your wii gets corrupted anyway
I wish that Porple suddenly slapped the next person to post here
 
Granted, now he talks through his nose, which is very, very annoying.

I wish for Super Mario Galaxy 3.
 
Granted, but you see your past self and paradox destroys the universe.

I wish I had unlimited chocolate ice cream.