Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but he is replaced by Metal Luigi

I wish that this thread didn't exist.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but how am I posting right now? You go crazy figuring out the answer

I wish Hayley Williams was my Girlfriend.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but she goes crazy on your first date and stabs you to death.

I wish I had a nice car.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but since "nice" is subjective, you get an AMC Gremlin.

I wish I could draw well.

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, but you can only draw phallic imagery.

I wish I had never played Slender.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. Instead, Slender plays you.

I wish someone could make me a sandwich (and don't do that thing where you make a sandwich and have me eat it; I want to be turned into a sandwich).

 

[NotABannableOffense]

Granted, nut you're a rotten excuse for a sandwich and nobody loves you.

I wish I didn't have to do homework, ever.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, however, your grades drop and you fail your exams, and end up living on the street with no job, no family, slowly dying of pneumonia.

I wish I was a real superhero

 

[Mini Star]

Granted, but you aren't able to use your first thought of power.

I wish I actually knew when things were going to happen.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, but when you know what will happen when things will happen, you lose the suspense of life, so you kill yourself

I wish monkeys could talk

 

[NSY]

Granted but the Monkey found it to hard and want back to not speaking

I wish Metal Luigi was blown up.

 

[Mini Star]

Granted, but in the process your house was blown up too.

I wish I had the ability to turn things into what I wanted.

 

[NSY]

Granted but they are turned back 1 second later.

I wish mods other than Porple had power to change Ranks.