Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, then they attack you and begin watching it again.

I wish posts like the one above me didn't exist.
 
Granted, but it only got rid of that one post (As ignorant posts like that are...)

I wish I had a pen.
 
You get a pen, but the guy from Comic Con 2010 stabs you in the eye over a panel seat.

I wish pootis was removed
 
granted, but he takes the common sense from everyone else on this forum and we are all dumbed down and the forum collapses

i wish i had a TV & skyward sword
 
Granted but then he starts eating people and terrorizing the Earth.

I wish I had a Super Nintendo Entertainment System and a Nintendo 64.
 
Granted, but the unlimited power becomes too unlimited and out of control and you accidentally destroy seventeen universes.

I wish I had some milk.
 
granted but its expired & rotten, you drink it anyway, you get very sick from it, die and no one attends your funeral

i wish cthulhu would wake up
 
Granted, his first act of evil is thanking you by making you his first victim

I wish Jorge met Ty Lee from Avatar: The Last Airbender
 
granted, you get to join a big leagues calvinball team, and invite a real tiger to join you and you get mauled to death

i wish jackie chan showed up at my door in ten seconds
 
granted but you get charged with assault and have a lawsuit that goes horribly wrong you lose lotsa $$$$ and now youre poor and cry at night

i wish my fish could talk
 
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