Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but he just throws the mask away in the garbage.

I wish bronies would just give up. I never liked MLP.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, then they attack you and begin watching it again.

I wish posts like the one above me didn't exist.

 

[SonicMario]

Granted, but it only got rid of that one post (As ignorant posts like that are...)

I wish I had a pen.

 

[Beanbean]

You get a pen, but the guy from Comic Con 2010 stabs you in the eye over a panel seat.

I wish pootis was removed

 

[LN1]

Granted, but dispensers no longer exist and we all die.

I wish for a one-use mod power that I won't use in a wrong way.

 

[Beanbean]

Granted, but you forget your password and email to recover it.

I wish I got source filmmaker.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but it was from a parallel universe.
I wish that we were responsible for 2012

 

[Beanbean]

Granted, but now it's 2013 and we missed the past 5 months. Way to go.

I wish summer never ended.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but it gets so hot, our eyes burn out.

I wish transformed into Rick Astley.

 

[RandomGuy]

God sends you to Hell for making such a weird wish
I wish that smf got some common sense

 

[Paper Jorge]

granted, but he takes the common sense from everyone else on this forum and we are all dumbed down and the forum collapses

i wish i had a TV & skyward sword

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted but it turns out you stole it from Porple
I wish that Smasher was an alien