Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[OJ Toad]

Granted, But the Four-Dimensional Screen creates a black hole which has a gravitational pull that can not be rendered from 3D to 4D, thus sending a shockwave which shall destroy all space and time.

I wish I had a new laptop instead of this crappy old IBM Computer.

 

[Sunscreen]

Granted, but the laptop's Hard Drive broke due to overheating.

I wish my dog had a friend.

 

[SKmaric]

Granted, the friendship doesn't last long.

I wish that Nintendo Network will be awesome.

 

[Z-omb]

Granted, its so awesome it has to lag heaps.

I wish for a Romulan Invasion.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, all those noodles give you a stomachache.

I wish for Minuette.

 

[Sunscreen]

Granted, now ponies rule the world, making humans their slaves.

I wish it wasn't so many mean people these days.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, there is no more war and no need for weapons. So we destroy all weapons and aliens take us over pretty easily.

I wish that supermariofan and Colonel KR would box each other.

 

[LN1]

Granted, the boxes their in now(they boxed themselves between each other) get sent to a secret lab and the two guys get mutated and they conquer the world. Dictatorship, BTW.

I wish for some and some

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted.


Whoops, they got horribly mutated together.

I wish I wish I hadn't killed this fish.

 

[Sunscreen]

Granted, it laid a hundred babies, which were caught and brought to a restaurant, which didn't cook it well enough, and you got food poisoning.

I wish my house had a built in pool.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it was badly built so after a week it fell into the pool or something and you drowned.

I wish for some and some

 

[Sunscreen]

Your new hair got caught up in the blade of a ban and ripped your head off... |=[]
I wish my dog knew useful tricks. |
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[Magikrazy]

Granted, but they aren't useful when your dog walks out onto the street when a car is coming.

I wish that the next user would type in Comic Sans.

 

[Sunscreen]

Comic Sans

I just lost one IQ point.


I wish i could teleport.

 

[LN1]

Granted, you teleport to hell.

I wish for the next user to do something that doesn't harm/kill/destroy/ruin me, my family, anybody I care of, and anything I care of.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, you eventually do all that yourself.

I wish that the next user would type in Comic Sans.

 

[GalacticPetey]

In Comic Sans

I wish for a wish

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted, but you waste it on something pointless.

I wish for the next user's typeface font to be Comic Sans MS, as in this.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted, but it is ugly.

I wish that no is more epic then

 

[Awesome Koopa]

Granted, but then Yoshi becomes too epic for humans to comprehend.

I wish I hadn't read your wish incorrectly.

 

[Time Turner]

Granted, but that resulted in an even worse result.

I wish for a muzzle.

 

[Pyro]

Granted, but the muzzle asplodes...?

I wish that the next wish will not result in a bad result.

 

[Magikrazy]

Granted. The next wish (as in the one after yours) will not result in a bad result.

I wish I had a chocolate lab.

 

[RandomGuy]

Granted, but it's eaten by the construction workers.
I wish I knew what to wish

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But once it is typed it looks lame and stupid.

I wish that no one could find problems with this wish