Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted, they take away the lli, you become an acorn and are eaten.

I wish that actually made sense and still ended up the same way.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Granted but then you realize that, that wish was a waste so you change it to so you change it to:
I wish Yoshi was the best known Mario character.

I wish that I was a Allicorn and that the lli would not disappear, so I am not an acorn, and do not get eaten.

 

[LN1]

Granted, the A and corn are removed and you become IDK what becoming a lli.

I wish for bold underlined italic colored giant text.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but it says you are a loser.

I wish for world peace.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it dures 1 nanosecond.

I wish for and .

 

[GalacticPetey]

They kill you.

I wish for more PMs

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are sent too much spam.

I wish for :poshdk:.

 

[DragonFreak]

@GP Granted, but you get so much that the mods delete your account because it was crashing the server.

@ LB Granted, but I eat it.

I wish for world peace that will last an eternity.

 

[LN1]

Granted, an eternity is now 3 seconds.

I wish that you only granted one wish.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but the word "one" now means 9999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999.

I wish the next person to post would wish this wish.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but... uh... nvm

I wish that I didn't need to post a wish.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you are now exiled from this game.

I wish for world peace that lasts an eternity, and the duration of eternity, is the definition of eternity itself.