Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted, you get your name changed to... *spins roulette wheel*

Baby Mario
Blue Baby Luigi
Baby Peach
Baby Daisy

I wish that Baby Daisy and Baby Peach were playable in Mario Kart: Double Dash.

 

[DragonFreak]

@Luigi Bandicoot: Granted, but since you changed your identity, no one remembers you.

@Baby Time: Granted, but they are the worst combo and their special item is the Sluggy Mushroom.

I wish for a spoiler.

 

[LN1]

Granted, this is what you get:

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Spoiler

Stuff

I wish that my public username changes and that they remember me.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you don't remember your previous life as Luigi Bandicoot while everyone else does.

I wish for sarcasm.

 

[LN1]

Granted, it is awesome(sarcasm).

I wish for something.

 

[Mario Super Sluggers]

Granted you get this.

 

[LN1]

No wish? You wish to die and you die.

I wish for something and it is not a Game Over.

 

[Kong Rong]

Granted welcome to the minus world
I wish to be Ambush Bug

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are already, you cause a paradox of sorts, and it kills you first.

I wish for more time to think.

 

[DragonFreak]

Granted, but you spend an eternity thinking.

I wish I was in the land of Ooo

 

[LN1]

Granted, you are the Ice King and somehow freeze yourself.

I wish for a sandvich(TF2) and it's not poisonous.