Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but it rips a hole in the time/space continuum.

I wish I could control electricity and that said power can't harm me.
 
Granted, but you electrocute everyone who ever gets near you and are forced to live your life in isolation as a hermit. Fortunately, you never have to worry about starving, as any animal or living creature that comes near you is instantly cooked. Have fun! Also, electronics dont work for you because your electricity shorts them out.

I wish I had an infinite nacho maker.
 
@Charizard (I know this was already granted, but I really want to post it): Granted. You are a Wookiee. Your life was saved by Han Solo, and you are for ever indebted to him. You travel around the galaxy with him in his faster than life star ship, freeing imprisoned races, and over throwing empires. You never settle down, but that is okay, because you find joy in protecting your master, who you come to consider your best friend. You are surrounded by heros, and appoint yourself protector of your master's family. You live a happy, if dangerous, life, bond into slavery by your Wookiee Life Debt to protect your best friend, and one of the greatest heroes the galaxy has ever known.

@Luigi Bandicoot: Granted, but you are never allowed to rest. You live forever in the sunlight, while loving all night in the moonlight. You have constant insomnia and slowly go insane due to sleep deprivation.

I wish to have an infinite supply of cheeseburgers.
 
Granted. You even sell some and become better than McDonald's. Which is bad, because the group who are diehard McDonald's fan create a riot and take over your infinite supply of cheeseburger and destroys it.

I'm glad that you granted my wish. That was awesome.

I wish for wings that can support my body, no one can hurt them, nor can they hurt me. I won't die, and I won't wish them away.
 
Granted. Since your avatar is a Charmander, you evolve into a Charizard. Suddenly a Golem uses Stone Edge on you and you faint.

I wish for no wish.
 
YoshiMonsta said:
Granted but then it becomes less special.

I wish that Yoshi and a :posh: Cage Fought.
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Granted, but it's a tie.
 
Luigi Bandicoot said:
Granted, your enemies use a battery powered CharizardLover destructing weapon and it destroys you.

I wish for :posh: ception
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But a :posh: ception does not exist.

I wish that :posh: and Yoshi cage fought and it was not a tie.
 
Granted But it sucks too.

I wish I had 50 tickets too the Grand Galloping Gallop and I will not have to give any to Pinkie Pie clones
 
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