Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but you can't move your move.

I wish I could fly.
 
Dangi, Vinnie beat me to UM's Wish...

Granted, but everything is so good you die of happiness..

I wish I had a Wing Cap.
 
Granted, but you crash into the many other users who have wished for Wing Caps.
I wish the holidays were here already.
 
Granted, but you drop it into a giant hole and then you get a feather and you become Cape Luigi1 and fly down there to get it but then you crash into a user that has the wing cap and you guys fall to your doom.

I wish this text wasn't moving.