Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted,it absorbs your soul.

I wish for grammar police to have never existed.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but then a Bad Typing Police started.

I wish LuigiNo.1 would stop HATERS GONNA HATE on me

 

[LN1]

Granted,but since I never used that,Time Paradox which consumes you first.

I wish that my face were always a troll face.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you can't move your move.

I wish I could fly.

 

[Vinnie927]

Granted, but then an airplane hit you and you died


I wish that this wish couldn't go bad

 

[OJ Toad]

Dangi, Vinnie beat me to UM's Wish...

Granted, but everything is so good you die of happiness..

I wish I had a Wing Cap.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you crash into the many other users who have wished for Wing Caps.
I wish the holidays were here already.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you become sick and miss them.

I wish for all powers from Dragon ball Z.

 

[LN1]

Granted,for a trillionth of a nanosecond.

I wish for something to happen.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, you blow up

I wish the Super Mario Bros movie was good

 

[LN1]

Granted,it was lost in the middle of nowhere.

I wish for a clean banana sundae that won't kill me.

 

[Marstar2000]

Granted, but you drop it into a giant hole and then you get a feather and you become Cape Luigi1 and fly down there to get it but then you crash into a user that has the wing cap and you guys fall to your doom.

I wish this text wasn't moving.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but a train that crashes you moves instead.

I wish that this wish did not contain parentheses(())