Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[LN1]

Granted,but it kills you.
I wish I were Captain Falcon

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you are killed by Black Shadow.

I wish I could go on a departure.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

It turns out your departure was from life so you die

I wish I had a million cookies

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but you die from too much sugar.

I wish that I could have a sandwhich.

 

[Pandapowah]

Granted! Here is your sandwhich.

I wish for a pet rabbit.

 

[Mario4Ever]

Granted, but that rabbit happens to be Bunnicula.

I wish I could take a six month vacation overseas.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but you have a bad vacation and you forgot to buy souviniers for your friends and they hate you.

I wish for a rubber goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries and a chocolate shake.

 

[LN1]

Granted,you become too fat to escape from the snake,(s)he eats you,and has pleasure.

I wish someone posted Vegeta laughing.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but I'm gonna delete this tomorrow.

I wish I had some bananas.

EDIT: It's tomorrow. So say good-bye to the video.

 

[LN1]

Granted,but I will give them to you tomorrow.Oh wait,tomorrow you delete this post

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wish for Mario and Luigi RPG 4 to have the babies back and alive for the entire game,not crying always.

 

[GalacticPetey]

Granted, but since they accidently kill the adult versions of themselves... PARADOX!

I wish someone would give me a cookie.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted,but I will give them to you tomorrow.Oh wait,tomorrow you delete this post

No, I'm only gonna get rid of the video. Not the entire post.

I wish someone would give me a cookie.

Granted, but it's stale.

 

[LN1]

No wish,nothing happens,and the video counts to me so no banana for you.

I wish for passing the world's hardest game 3 if it ever comes out,and being alive after however you screw my wish.