Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but they put you in jail for a such silly wish.

I wish that HM would stop being emo.
 
Granted, but Johnny Dangerously sues you because he has an adverbial surname.

I wish I didn't lose on Jeopardy.
 
Granted; you win fifteen thousand containers of instant ramen.

I wish Christmas wasn't at Ground Zero.
 
3Dejong said:
Granted; you win fifteen thousand containers of instant ramen.
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That's not bad.

But it's a lot worse than winning so much wafflez.

Anyway, granted. Christmas is now in hell.

I wish that another one didn't ride the bus.
 
Granted. Now you are black & cool, and get into gang fights, you get baxstab'd and shoot'd.

I wish that there would be ay spoon.
 
Granted, you can't eat without asploding.

I wish the game threads would become popular again...
 
I forgot a wish. But CK did, too.

I wish for something tasty.
 
Granted, here: ~
OMG, it's a trap. It makes ur head asplode.

I wish for something harmless.
 
Granted and now u feel bored

I wish I had superpowers
 
Granted, but it died 18.2348727346 seconds afterwards.

I wish I had a cool weapon
 
Granted but now you shot your eye out

I wish I lived in a kingdom of "Un-melt able' Ice Cream
 
Granted, it tastes like crap.

I wish for a head asplosion.
 
Granted, they're the size of a crumb and you can barely taste it.

I wish this was the off topic thread.
 
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