Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but they now argue about the smiley

I wish Baby Luigi died a horrible death

 

[Dr. Shroob]

He lives on to become a famed second player in Super Mario series.

I wish I had a large Statue of Dr. Shroob in my home.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted it falls on you and crushes you
I wish i had the ability to heal the sick

 

[Dr. Shroob]

World leaders kill you in fear.

I wish Waluigi was a star.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, but I'm getting so many post conflicts that I don't feel like screwing up the wish.

I wish that Mario and Luigi would be stuck as babies forever.

 

[Dr. Shroob]

They both die early.

I wish I had some ice cream.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you can't eat it

I wish Smasher's wish went uncorrupted

 

[Dr. Shroob]

I doesn't.

I wish Bowser tried to kidnap Daisy.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but this happens.

I wish slimkirby came back to this forum.

 

[Smashley]

Granted, he somehow gets banned.

I wish BLOF's wish that my wish wouldn't get corrupted didn't get corrupted.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

I doesn't.

That really isn't corrupting a wish.

Granted, now Waluigi gets a baby form

I wish Baby Daisy didn't appear as an official Nintendo character

 

[Smashley]

Granted, all of the babies disappear.

I wish for something.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, that thing is a fat version of you falling and smashing you in the head

I wish you didn't clone yourself

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted he clones evil versions of you instead
I wish for yummy blackberries (not the phone)

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but they taste awful

I wish I had a Canary Geode

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted, but they taste awful

I wish I had a Canary Geode

Wait than your not completing my wish i wished for Yummy Blackberries (not the phone) so they can't taste bad

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Taste is subjective.

Revised: Granted, but they taste yummy to me, not to you.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

I wish I had a Canary Geode

Granted, but it doesn't do anything.

I wish I had some STUCC-O

 

[Dryite]

granted, but it explodes in your face.
i wish i could fly

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, only 1 foot off the ground

I wish I can turn invisible

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you forget where you are.

I wish Waluigi and Shadow died long, painful deaths. And I don't die.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Waluigi and Shadow fans start raging

I wish Shadow wasn't so overrated

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but then everyone would just hate him.

I wish more people liked

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted people love the smiley but they hate the character toad
I wish more people liked the Character Birdo

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but everyone dislikes you.

I wish the CHARACTER toad was more popular.