Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted, but this :) becomes this >:D

I wish Baby Luigi was evil
 
Oh come on, corrupt my wish

Granted, but you become insane for power

I wish you would corrupt my wish
 
Granted, but it gets corrupted

I wish my name wasn't BLOF
 
Granted but people make fun it

I wish people would call me BabyLuigiOnFire
 
Granted, but it's not like a lot of people like Luigi anyway. Also, people would start liking Baby Luigi more than Mario

I wish Bowser Jr. murdered the Koopalings
 
Granted, but he starts annoying you

I wish Baby Luigi was here