Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, you start drinking from a toilet bowl over there

I wish for the ability to soar at light speeds

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you have a heart attack.

I wish I could visit Spin Dig Galaxy.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Megaleg thing attacks you

I wish I could visit Cosmic Cove Galaxy

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get trapped inside that tube the Luma was in.

I wish I was Megaleg.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted. Mario destroys you.

I wish I was on the Starship Mario

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but a Hungry Luma eats you.

I wish I could own a Spin Drill.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but you lose it. And it's mine

I wish I had Cloud Ability

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you forget to make a cloud as you fall to your death.

I wish Zhu Zhu Pets weren't evil.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but they're still highly toxic.

I wish I was a Mid Boss.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but I beat you

I wish I have an awesome theme song

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Guile sues you for stealin' his theme.

I wish I was a Big Boss.