Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you.

I wish I was Baby Luigi.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but a hail the size of a minivan falls on you. Fully loaded minivans.

I wish we're in gelatin brand gelatin.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but an anvil falls on you. And another. And you get stars twirling all around you, dizzy looking.

I wish I had a magic copy machine.

 

[UltraMario]

BTW, if I was Pinkie Pie, I'd be able to detect somethin' about to fall on me with my twitchy tail.

Granted, but Baby Luigi clones take over the universe.

I wish I was Twilight Sparkle.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

An anvil still falls on you out of nowhere. And if you move out of the way, the anvil still follows you, just like in cartoons

Granted, but I become Cosmo, your Fairy Godparent who causes a lot of trouble

I wish I owned a Porsche

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you explode.

I wish I could visit a Title Screen.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but a safe falls on you

I wish an anvil would fall on me. Along with elephants and a piano.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but the elephant poops on you.

I wish I could visit Make Eggs, Throw Eggs.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but a hungry Luma eats the eggs you just pooped out (gross)

I wish I was a Paratroopa

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Mario jumps on you and your wings fall off.

I wish I was Yoshi.