Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I was Pikachu.

 

[Nabber]

Granted, but you electrocute yourself.
I wish I had more free games for my 3DS Ambassador service.

 

[MCS]

Granted, but then everything you own bursts into flames.

I wish that this game wasn't so destructive.

 

[Gigaremo]

Granted. We all turn into lovable teddy bears and start choking each other to death.

I wish that whoever corrupts this wish can't make a wish.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I can wish.

I wish I could read the World Map.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, you can't read anything else

I wish I was intelligent.

 

[UltimatePetey]

Granted, but all your friends think you're a Smart Alec.

I wish I was The Flying Dutchman.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but no one would like you.

I wish I was Pinkie Pie.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but no one likes you

I wish for lots of money

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but it's play money.

I wish I could live on Two and Three Islands from Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted, but Pokemon attack you for no reason

I wish I had a talent I was good at

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but other people exploit your talent for their own personal benefit.

I wish I could live in the Animal Crossing universe.