Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you wouldn't be able to tell the difference from noobs from veterans.

 

[Gumball Machine]

UltraMario forgot to make a wish.

I wish toucans were extinct.

*waits for Mason to show up and express his rage towards me*

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but Mason would wish them back.


I wish to ban Robotnik of ridin' the Egg Hornet and for me to ride it mahself.

 

[Smashley]

Granted. It explodes.

I wish that I could fly.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you'd implode.

I wish I could own 2 battle courses.

 

[Gumball Machine]

Granted, but they self destruct.

I wish I could actually draw.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but only stick figures.

I wish I could own a desert.

 

[Nabber]

Granted but there's no dessert in it.
I wish for WORLD DOMINATION! DOMINATION! DOMINATION! DOMINATION!

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but God would kill you.

I wish I could struggle 13 times with a random person for no apparent reason.

 

[Xiahou Ba]

Granted but you struggle 50 times so technically, you did it 13 times

I wish people would get along

 

[Nabber]

Granted but then five days later somebody would launch a nuke for the fun of it.
I wish that I didn't need to get a data plan for smartphones.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you randomly implode.

I wish I could be a final boss.